"Spanking For Jesus"?? OMG!

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The Dude said:
JAH freak
You dirty immigrant
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Jah, derived from Jahovah, the Hebrew name for god.
Under Coptic belief( Ras Tafari was a Coptic CHRISTIAN) the holy trinity is a reality.
The word CHRISTIAN in his faith makes him a Jesus freak.

But you wouldn't know shit about Rastafarianism.
 
The Bible? It's not just the Bible that gets interpreted stupidly. You should see how many dumb motherfuckers stupidly interpret the Talmud, for crissakes!
 
tekkychick said:
Pretty funny... making S&M into a religious ritual....what will they come up with next? Not that there's anything wrong with people who are into dom/sub relationships and/or S&M relationships... but just find it funny that now they are getting the blessing of their god on it!

But what about when the woman wants to spank the man?
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Pretty sure you are younger than me, and doubtless more hip.
I had the exact same thought, again proving Darla correct about you (thanks again Darla), but what about the wooden paddle?
Is that all the rage these days? Personally not big on the spanking thing but wondering about the paddle thing.
That seems more into the realm of true sadism.
 
He might be saying forget with hunts and crusades!
Those millions of murders for Christ should as the foundation for he religion, maybe you could not consider
That in the wife-abuse cuteification age!
 
Aoxomoxoa said:
I find that hard to swallow.
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For you, that is pretty funny.
Of course the best humor is always based on the truth, so, are you saying you have a problem with a gag reflex or something? Perhaps it is taste or consistency? Your partner's diet?
 
The Dude said:
You live in a medical state right!
Do 90 percent of the time.
But it's Gestapo heavy Louisiana
We just stopped burning witches last year.
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I just do it but my friend got a permit for ten plants and 10 oz. the other day.
Have to say though, it is nice always having jars full of killer.

When my son can take over all my business permits I will apply for a medical.
I don't believe the government would never use it against me, so I need to get things in order first.
I certainly qualify.
 
Rune said:
I just do it but my friend got a permit for ten plants and 10 oz. the other day.
Have to say though, it is nice always having jars full of killer.
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Well without the luxury of a card,
Ten plants would do me if they were all sexy. A pound a year has turned out to be an underestimate after goal shattered.
Otherwise it's the great schwag hunt of 2013
Did I mention how jealous I am!
 
maineman said:
You'd think that PiMP would have heard of the apocrypha... He's supposedly this well read Christian. Odd, eh?
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it is amazing the number of 'christians' that have never heard of the apocrypha or have any idea what it includes and why they were not included in the christian bible.

especially the gospels of Mary Magdalene and of jesus as a child
 
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