Bible Banned as a Dirty Book in Utah

The Bible should be banned in every school in America.
I agree. BAN the Bible and replace it with some 'How to TRANSition' books... Heck, maybe even set up a genital mutilation clinic right next to the clot shot clinic...

FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
 
I agree. BAN the Bible and replace it with some 'How to TRANSition' books... Heck, maybe even set up a genital mutilation clinic right next to the clot shot clinic...

FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!

Good. We agree that the Bible should be banned...although the replacement you recommend is nuts.
 
Modern archaeology has helped us realize that the Bible is historically accurate even in the smallest of details. There have been thousands of archaeological discoveries in the past century that support every book of the Bible.

As a historical document, it has a place in the schools.
 
Modern archaeology has helped us realize that the Bible is historically accurate even in the smallest of details. There have been thousands of archaeological discoveries in the past century that support every book of the Bible.

hysterical-laughter.gif


As a historical document, it has a place in the schools.

hysterical-laughter.gif
 
Modern archaeology has helped us realize that the Bible is historically accurate even in the smallest of details. There have been thousands of archaeological discoveries in the past century that support every book of the Bible.

As a historical document, it has a place in the schools.

Is that where you learned to hate blacks and liberals, Cap'n Earl?
 
Good. We agree that the Bible should be banned...although the replacement you recommend is nuts.

What about the Quran, Torah and Book of the Dead? Just act like religions don't exist until college?

Billie: "Why did the Nazis hate the Jews, Mr. Smith?"

Mr. Smith: "I can't tell you until after graduation, Billie."
 
Good. We agree that the Bible should be banned...although the replacement you recommend is nuts.
Nahhhhh, it just cuts nuts off of young boys... What's wrong with that??? Are you not INCLUSIVE?

If a six year old boy has been brainwashed into believing that he's a girl, then you better immediately start using his, no wait, HER "preferred pronouns"... otherwise you're a nasty bigot... who hates children... and doesn't realize just how beneficial genital mutilation truly is for that young boy...

PRIDE MONTH!!!!! PRIDE MONTH!!!! I'M PROUD TO RUIN THE LIVES OF CHILDREN!!!! CELEBRATE PRIDE MONTH WITH ME!!!!!!
 
How wonderful that you live in a state that dovetails with your Alt-Right ideology. :thup:

Not all it’s cracked up to be. I miss paying state taxes and snow. Thinking of moving to Chicago or back to Baltimore so I can go broke, but have more opportunities for self defense. Bonus! I can get an abortion anytime I want!
 
Not all it’s cracked up to be. I miss paying state taxes and snow. Thinking of moving to Chicago or back to Baltimore so I can go broke, but have more opportunities for self defense. Bonus! I can get an abortion anytime I want!

Well, if you were smarter, you could still miss paying taxes but adjust your level of missing snow in Texas. I spent 11 years in Florida and the past 25 in Texas. Texas is better. Florida is for suckers....but your choice, of course.

God bless America!

4MOfsmZ.jpeg
 
Well, if you were smarter, you could still miss paying taxes but adjust your level of missing snow in Texas. I spent 11 years in Florida and the past 25 in Texas. Texas is better. Florida is for suckers....but your choice, of course.

God bless America!



homer2.jpg

Dang! Yer so smart! Just let me drop every fucking thing, say goodbye to my family and friends, sell my house and I'll be your neighbor in a couple days! :palm: Fuck man, learn sarcasm. Texas is great.
 
Back
Top