You give yourself too much credit, Festus
For some posters it is VERY important that you be angry or upset. Douche is one of those folks whose only joy in life is making others feel bad, so he spends literally all day on here spewing toxicity (he's recently taken to "barfing" on my posts, like hundreds of them in the space of 2 days. He's literally just going through and hitting the response button...like over 300 in the last 2 days. It's fuckin' creepy as fuck. But it does at least let you know that everything he throws at others he's guilty of himself and moreso.
If you are upset he gets to rub one out.
And he's really about the only friend Cy has.