sure thing gramps
Feeling really old today. Gotta have cataract surgery. Can't drive at night these days, because the lights coming at me all have huge halos around them. Don't want to hurt anyone, including myself, so all night driving is done by my wife.
Shit! The only thing even faintly good about getting older...is getting older. I stay in shape these days mostly with that in mind.
Anyway, doctor is going to do the procedure with a laser.
I asked him if I'd be able to play the piano after the surgery. He said, "Of course. How have the cataracts hindered your piano playing?"
I replied, "It hasn't. I just never learned to play...and I was wondering."
He said he is going to charge me extra.