You are cute but inaccurate. The 4000, mile oil change died years ago and many go 10,000, as per the factory recommendation. I don't remember the last radiator, brake, or transmission flush as, if required, they were covered under my Audi or BMW maintenance plan.
I purchase year old lease returns. The factory adds a full year to the remaining three year warranty and I haven't seen a service bill in a decade or two.
I really don't give a shit about the cost of Tesla ownership other than responding to wet pants joey's pleas for others to support his decisions and jamb it down others' throats.
So you don't care about actual facts? You are just here to troll. OK. We all can see that.