GOP Is Struggling To Give 'Malaria' Tickets Away

[LurchAddams]

Besos thinks he is buying influence with Trump by spending $75 million on a puff piece movie that's guaranteed to lose money hand over fist.

They're all a bunch of pigs feeding at OUR trough - meaning - our tax dollars for their tax breaks and subsidies. So sick how they're willing to sell out America for a higher stock price.

 

[LurchAddams]

That or she just doesn't want to be with her POS husband.

I wonder if she has a boy toy. You know she doesn't touch that orange, stinky mess she married anymore. Probably hasn't since the Stormy/Paula shit became public. That must have been a shock. Her husband was fucking two other exotic actors.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Yes! But I'm sure she still has a paid staff and offices in NYC for FLOTUS duties.

Like what? LOL

She only shows up when paid....kinda like a high-priced escort. God bless America!

 

[Damocles]

Could you imagine if photos like that of Michelle Obama ever showed up, the outcry and screaming scandal from the right would be outrageous.

I can imagine. That was a movement. They could have found out that the conspiracy was real and she was a dude at some point and it wouldn't have stopped that juggernaut. (I do not believe she was, nor do I care if she was).

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Good idea if it doesn't backfire into a ticket sales embarrassment, which seems where it's headed.

The money is already in the Trump pockets. It's a bribe, not an Oscar contender.

Her book was the same way:

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/story/melania-bestseller-news

Melania Trump’s No. 1 Bestseller Is Not Flying Off Bookstore Shelves.​

The methodology behind the New York Times best-seller list is notoriously secretive, but according to Circana BookScan, Melania closed out its first-week sales with 85,349 hardcover copies. So what do the numbers mean? Fellow former first lady Michelle Obama’s 2018 memoir, Becoming, debuted at number one, selling 636,696 copies....

...What sets Melania apart is that the New York Times didn’t mark it with the conspicuous bulk-buy symbol known as the dagger that so often marks Trumpworld books. According to the Times, Trump Jr.’s book found its way to the top with the aid of the Republican National Committee’s nearly $100,000 bulk purchase of copies it offered as a campaign-donation perk. (Recent books that have appeared on the list with the help of bulk buys include Trey Yingst’s Black Saturday and Vivek Ramaswamy’s Truths.) The Trump campaign doesn’t appear to be hawking Melania via donation emails, either, which is a departure from the norm. According to a search in the Archive of Political Emails, when Jared Kushner published his memoir in 2022, he and Ivanka Trump sent more than 80 messages combined through Trump campaign emails, soliciting donations in exchange for copies (sample subject lines: “I wrote a book,” “I signed my book,” “My husband signed his new book,” and “I want you to have it”). Melania Trump advertised her book with just three preorder emails, in July, August, and one on September 11.

 

[Lionfish]

Oh, dude. No.This too long. Let me just tell you this and I'd like @Damocles and @T. A. Gardner and @Lionfish and even @Uncensored2008

Listen up:

You know what happened last Saturday looks bad. The NRA is starting to turn against trump for his comments about "he should not have had a gun". Now, trump's not even talking about it. At his cabinet meeting yesterday. Reporters were shouting questions at trump about Pretti. Uncharacteristically, trump wouldn't answer. So you know now TRUMP knows how bad this looks. trump's minions in the WH are starting to backstab each other. They know the midterms are coming up. Dems are already pretty much in for majority in the house. With this latest bullshit by trump's goons - now the Senate might even be in play.

So look - what does this mean? Impeachments? Probably. I think articles have already been drawn up for Noem. Noem is a moron, but I actually feel sorry for her. It's Bovino who should be brought before congress - Bovino is the demon responsible for the rough treatment of Minnesotans. His objective was to terrorize - do maximum damage. What trump is trying to do is to beat any opposition into submission. The message is: "Do what we want and even vote how we want, or this will happen".

Now - I've gone on very long - I bash people for doing that. I have some theories about what might happen if the Dems take charge of everything come 2029 - which I know is a longshot. I was shocked 2024 happened!

Part 2 if you all want.

We don't

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I wonder if she has a boy toy. You know she doesn't touch that orange, stinky mess she married anymore. Probably hasn't since the Stormy/Paula shit became public. That must have been a shock. Her husband was fucking two other exotic actors.

It's her "body guard". Good job if you can get it.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

We don't

Open wide, Legina. I have something for ya!

 

[Phantasmal]

According to Fandango, the AMC Lake Worth theater in deeply Republican Fort Worth Texas sold 22 seats for the 6:45 pm Friday showing of 'Malaria, the Movie' in a theater that has over 200 seats.

So they sold about ten percent of the theater seats on a Friday opening night.

There were theaters in Jacksonville Florida that only sold four seats for a Friday night opening showing of 'Malaria, the Movie'

Now, granted, more people may storm the theater Friday night, they may even wait in line, like for the KPop movie, Netflix biggest seller ever. Time will tell.

 

[LurchAddams]

We don't

Alright, man. It's still a Democracy - until trump is done with us.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Alright, man. It's still a Democracy - until trump is done with us.

Legina will be giving out free BJs in celebration.

She really likes a good penis.

 

[LurchAddams]

It's her "body guard". Good job if you can get it.

Oh, I would fucking do it! Sign me up. I'll show her how men with normal sized penises do it!

 

[Cypress]

Now, granted, more people may storm the theater Friday night, they may even wait in line, like for the KPop movie, Netflix biggest seller ever. Time will tell.

GOP organizations have been buying blocks of tickets so sales won't look pathetic!

 

[Dutch Uncle]

GOP organizations have been buying blocks of tickets so sales won't look pathetic!

It's more bribery.

 

[Phantasmal]

GOP organizations have been buying blocks of tickets so sales won't look pathetic!

That is just sad.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

That is just sad.

The Party of Trump is setting new records for corruption, graft and bribery.

 

[Cypress]

It's more bribery.

When I was looking at those Fandango seat sales I was curious about the lonesome losers who bought just one seat in the front row or back row for 'Malaria, the Movie'. Any possibility some of them are middle aged and elderly socially inept MAGA rubes who post on jpp?

 

[Jarod]

I can imagine. That was a movement. They could have found out that the conspiracy was real and she was a dude at some point and it wouldn't have stopped that juggernaut. (I do not believe she was, nor do I care if she was).

She wore a dress showing her arms, and you would have thought the world was ending. The Double Standard is REAL.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

When I was looking at those Fandango seat sales I was curious about the lonesome losers who bought just one seat in the front row or back row for 'Malaria, the Movie'. Any possibility some of them are middle aged and elderly socially inept MAGA rubes who post on jpp?

Nawwww, those losers can't afford a bus ticket much less a movie ticket. They'll have to wait until it comes out on Prime....which shouldn't be too long from now. LOL

 

[Dutch Uncle]

She wore a dress showing her arms, and you would have thought the world was ending. The Double Standard is REAL.

All MAGAts hate Blacks, women, and anyone who is left of Alt-Right. They are truly evil people who should be treated like rabid dogs.