Dear Mrs. trump

[Русский агент]

Melania is a cheap whore...

She got a pretty good price for her pussy, as did Trump's previous cockholsters. None of them are complaining, are they?

Trump can pay for all the pussy he wants. Old men on Medicare can't, so they cry out of jealousy and frustration. Say, have you tried Desh? I think a little meth would get her in the mood. Maybe you could pawn something to raise the cash.

Sucks to be Buck.

 

[Buckly J. Ewer]

She got a pretty good price for her pussy, as did Trump's previous cockholsters. None of them are complaining, are they?

Trump can pay for all the pussy he wants. Old men on Medicare can't, so they cry out of jealousy and frustration. Say, have you tried Desh? I think a little meth would get her in the mood. Maybe you could pawn something to raise the cash.

Sucks to be Buck.

Melania is a whore...

 

[Airstrip One]

That's free enterprise, snowflake. Where there's a demand, women always supply to those with the means to pay - unless you're too stupid/broke to buy your milk by the glass, and have to lease the cow and make payments - even after the heifer stops humpin'.

Need extra cash, snowflake? It's too bad you're not the kind of pussy hetero men are willing to pay for.

Who buys their milk by the glass? Also, I said nothing about free enterprise. I simply remarked that populists, like leftists, are "okay" with paying for sex. Because you have no morals.

 

[Airstrip One]

I never said you had a had a bullet removed from my shoulder by an amateur surgeon in a bar, snowflake. I am mocking you for this epitome of imbecility:



I asked:



Your retarded response?



What a thilly thnowflake you are.

So, that's a no on finding the quote where I stated that I utilized the services of an amateur surgeon to remove a bullet from my shoulder?

 

[Русский агент]

Who buys their milk by the glass? Also, I said nothing about free enterprise. I simply remarked that populists, like leftists, are "okay" with paying for sex. Because you have no morals.

Did I say you mentioned "free enterprise", snowflake?

If you are married, you THOUGHT you were paying for sex when you made that first payment, didn't you?

Married guys pay even more to get out of the lease when they figure out the terms don't include what they thought it would.

Divorce is a fairly expensive early termination fee, I've heard.

Trump can afford to pay the cost to be the boss. He turns in the old ones in and gets a fresh lease off the lot whenever he likes.

That really frosts your snowy flakes, doesn't it, snowflake?

 

[Русский агент]

So, that's a no on finding the quote where I stated that I utilized the services of an amateur surgeon to remove a bullet from my shoulder?

Can you explain why I would need to find a quote of you stating something that I never claimed you said, snowflake?

I'll understand if you can't.

Are you this unsuccessful in general, or do you just display extreme retardation online? Don't answer that, snowflake, that's a rhetorical question.

 

[Русский агент]

Who buys their milk by the glass?

Who buys their milk by the glass? Why, people who want to quench their thirst with milk without buying a dairy cow buy milk by the glass, snowflake.

People with money frequently dine in establishments restaurants that serve all kinds of beverages by the class, snowflake.

I know it might be hard for broke losers to relate to that level of sophistication. Is that why you seem to be unfamiliar with the concept, snowflake?

 

[Airstrip One]

Did I say you mentioned "free enterprise", snowflake?

If you are married, you THOUGHT you were paying for sex when you made that first payment, didn't you?

Married guys pay even more to get out of the lease when they figure out the terms don't include what they thought it would.

Divorce is a fairly expensive early termination fee, I've heard.

Trump can afford to pay the cost to be the boss. He turns in the old ones in and gets a fresh lease off the lot whenever he likes.

That really frosts your snowy flakes, doesn't it, snowflake?

I'm curious, would you describe yourself as a person with values?

 

[Airstrip One]

Can you explain why I would need to find a quote of you stating something that I never claimed you said, snowflake?

I'll understand if you can't.

Are you this unsuccessful in general, or do you just display extreme retardation online? Don't answer that, snowflake, that's a rhetorical question.

You seem triggered, snowflake.

Unless you can prove that you have had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar, you're fresh out of Twinkies.

You're not very good at this, are you?

 

[Русский агент]

I'm curious, would you describe yourself as a person with values?

I'm the person who just made a mockery of your infantile trolling. Does that count, snowflake?

 

[Airstrip One]

Who buys their milk by the glass? Why, people who want to quench their thirst with milk without buying a dairy cow buy milk by the glass, snowflake.

People with money frequently dine in establishments restaurants that serve all kinds of beverages by the class, snowflake.

I know it might be hard for broke losers to relate to that level of sophistication. Is that why you seem to be unfamiliar with the concept, snowflake?

If I were at a fancy restaurant, I would buy a cocktail. Milk is something I keep in a carton at home.

 

[Airstrip One]

I'm the person who just made a mockery of your infantile trolling. Does that count, snowflake?

No, because you fucked-up at trolling when you forgot I never claimed that I used the services of an amateur surgeon to remove a bullet from my shoulder. Never go full retard.

 

[Русский агент]

You're not very good at this, are you?

I'm very good at this, snowflake. Fact is, I only need to be better than you in this case, and I am.

"Unless you can prove that you have had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar, you're fresh out of Twinkies" is not a claim that you stated you'd had had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar.

It's called a challenge, snowflake. Something you appear to be unfamiliar with.

 

[Airstrip One]

I'm very good at this, snowflake. Fact is, I only need to be better than you in this case, and I am.

"Unless you can prove that you have had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar, you're fresh out of Twinkies" is not a claim that you stated you'd had had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar.

It's called a challenge, snowflake. Something you appear to be unfamiliar with.

Actually, it is, unless you're retarded enough to demand I offer proof of doing something that I didn't do.

 

[Русский агент]

No, because you fucked-up at trolling when you forgot I never claimed that I used the services of an amateur surgeon to remove a bullet from my shoulder.

There's nothing to "forget" snowflake. No claim.

Never go full retard.

Why would I want to follow your example, snowflake?

 

[Airstrip One]

You are a useful troll, however. You are further proof that all Trumptards lack values, are not conservative, and view women as whores and sex as transactional.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Did Michelle send a package of Seuss books to this librarian, yes or no?

no......Michelle didn't care if children could not read.......

 

[Русский агент]

If I were at a fancy restaurant, I would buy a cocktail. Milk is something I keep in a carton at home.

Are you assuming that everyone must only buy alcohol when they dine out because that's what you do, snowflake?

Are you assuming that everyone must only drink milk out of a carton at home because that's what you do, snowflake?

That kind of thinking is called the fallacy of assumed similarity, snowflake.

 

[Русский агент]

Actually, it is, unless you're retarded enough to demand I offer proof of doing something that I didn't do.

Doubling down, snowflake?

You seem to enjoy having humiliating pain inflicted on you, so I 'll crush what's left of your little ego.

Try to follow along, snowflake, and see if you can spot me claiming that you had a bullet dug out of your snowflake shoulder:

RETARDED QUESTION:

You think it's cheaper to spend a lifetime paying for HIV, HPV, and HEP-C treatments?

Is that what I said? Are you seriously suggesting that all female sex workers are infested with HIV, HPV, and HEP-C and amateurs aren't? I'm pretty sure some leased women have given their lessees HIV, HPV, and HEP-C, too.

RETARDED STATEMENT:

An amateur loves their craft.

Let me know the next time you patronize an amateur surgeon, if you can still communicate, Mr. Cut-up.
Your stupidity keeps me in stitches.

RIDICULOUS NON-SEQUITUR:

Amateur surgeons are great for getting bullets out of your shoulder after a rough night at the bar.

How would you know, snowflake?

TRIGGERING OCCURS, CONFIRMED BY ANOTHER NON-SEQUITUR:

I take it, you not being a snowflake, that you have a record of military service?

You can take it up your ass, for all I care. what has that got to do with your ridiculous statement?
Unless you can prove that you have had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar, you're fresh out of Twinkies.

TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES, CONFIRMED BY FALLACIOUS DEMAND TO PROVE A NEGATIVE:

Unless you can prove that you're not a snowflake, everyone will just assume that you're whimpering in the corner of a basement. Ding-Dongs > Twinkies

I knew you couldn't do it, snowflake. I was right.

TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES AGAIN, CONFIRMED BY ANOTHER NON-SEQUITUR:

And I knew you're just a pansy who never served his country, but is willing to call others "snowflakes."

You seem triggered, snowflake. Unless you can prove that you have had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar, you're fresh out of Twinkies.

TRIGGERING REACHES LEVEL OF RETARDATION ONSET:

Can you provide the quote where I said that I had a bullet removed from my shoulder by an amateur surgeon?
If not, you're just a snowflake who avoided military service. But, God Bless America, and all that...

I never said you had a had a bullet removed from my shoulder by an amateur surgeon in a bar, snowflake. I am mocking you for this epitome of imbecility.

INDUCED BY CRITICAL LEVELS OF TRIGGERING, RETARDATION PROGRESSES:

So, that's a no on finding the quote where I stated that I utilized the services of an amateur surgeon to remove a bullet from my shoulder?

Can you explain why I would need to find a quote of you stating something that I never claimed you said, snowflake? I'll understand if you can't.

FURTHER TRIGGERING INDUCES UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF RETARDATION:

You're not very good at this, are you?

I'm very good at this, snowflake. Fact is, I only need to be better than you in this case, and I am. "Unless you can prove that you have had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar, you're fresh out of Twinkies" is not a claim that you stated you'd had had a bullet removed from your shoulder by an amateur surgeon after a rough night at the bar.
It's called a challenge, snowflake. Something you appear to be unfamiliar with.

FULL RETARDATION ATTAINED, CONFIRMED BY EVIDENCE OF PROJECTION:

...you fucked-up at trolling when you forgot I never claimed that I used the services of an amateur surgeon to remove a bullet from my shoulder. Never go full retard.

There's nothing to "forget" snowflake. No claim.

MASSIVE TRIGGERING OCCURS, INDUCING MORE DOUBLING DOWN:

Actually, it is, unless you're retarded enough to demand I offer proof of doing something that I didn't do.

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[Русский агент]

You are a useful troll, however. You are further proof that all Trumptards lack values, are not conservative, and view women as whores and sex as transactional.

Facts, experience and evidence trump your weak virtue signaling, snowflake. I am a winner because I backed Trump. You are not, and that is a fact.