Breaking news.......Brittany Griner sentenced to Russian forced labor Camp!

Dutch Uncle said:
^^^
I doubt you could write that all by your fat lonesome. Did you ask Daddy's secretary for help? The same one you bragged about banging on the copy machine?
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That you think writing that silly little poem took any effort says a whole lot about you Dutch. Didnt they teach you about poetry , Haiku's and such ,in Bumfuck back in 5th grade like they do in the rest of the country?
 
Stone said:
Oh yes. I do lots of them. One is about a guy from Nantucket, another is about a girl from wheeling who had a funny feeling,....Ive got tons of them.:laugh:
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There once was a man named Stone
Who's Griner thread makes people groan
He built a fence
But what transpired hence
Was his gay bigotry making us moan.
 
Nomad said:
There once was a moron named Stone
Had a skull made of petrified bone
From ear to ear
T'was no brain matter near
That's why to such dumbassery he was prone.

Though he fancied himself rather clever
From his mouth witticisms came never
Yes his prattle was dull
Like his solid bone skull
No sense of humor had he whatsoever.
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SHOW OFF!!!! :cool:
 
Stone said:
There once was a dullard named nomad

who had a face that resembled my left gonad


Thatsa start,....gotta go. Tomorrow Ill get something in about " in a cement block house he did live,...and the whole gay Ex cop thing...:laugh:
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tsk tsk tsk. You're being severly out-limericked here, dude.
 
AProudLefty said:
There once was a tranny freak named PostMoronProphet
Whose retardation has scretched beyond
Even beyond the pale moon at the edge of the galaxy
The poor bile poon yearns for anyone's touch
Nary a creature, even a ugly bitch in heat, will touch
Poor poor poon heeds for any voice in the vast reaches of the universe
Been There on and yet nary a whisper
Beckoning in the vast expanse of nothingness
Poor poor poon
The pimp whore who would and yet couldn't
The poon sulked into the background
Disappeared as if it was never was
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Dude. That's a work of art. I've never both cried and laughed at a post!
 
Stone said:
That you think writing that silly little poem took any effort says a whole lot about you Dutch. Didnt they teach you about poetry , Haiku's and such ,in Bumfuck back in 5th grade like they do in the rest of the country?
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For a dumbass like you, yes, it's a Herculean effort, Fatboy. I'd be impressed if you managed to write it yourself without assistance.

Do you really believe most JPP members think you are smart? Sure, compared to most MAGAt White Nationalists, you're above average IQ, but that's compared to people like AHZ, STY and the rest on the list below, not average Americans:

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There once was a man named Lurch
his whole long life he did search
A conflicted man he was
both good and evil he does
when the answer all along was in church
 
Dutch Uncle said:
For a dumbass like you, yes, it's a Herculean effort, Fatboy. I'd be impressed if you managed to write it yourself without assistance.

Do you really believe most JPP members think you are smart? Sure, compared to most MAGAt White Nationalists, you're above average IQ, but that's compared to people like AHZ, STY and the rest on the list below, not average Americans:

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You are one odd freak Dutch. Its probably a good thing you live all alone out in the boons actually.
 
Stone said:
There once was a man named Lurch
his whole long life he did search
A conflicted man he was
both good and evil he does
when the answer all along was in church
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Are you attesting you go to church, Stone?

Do you admit your racism and White Nationalist beliefs to your fellow churchgoers? Or are they all racist White Nationalists?

Don't get me wrong, I think you should go to church more often. It may help make a better man of you.
 
LurchAddams said:
Dude. That's a work of art. I've never both cried and laughed at a post!
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There once was a chronic stoner called Stone
Whose gears have been grinded by one called Griner
The grinning grass gobbling gal who galls the glower
Discombobulated, dumbfounded and dazed stoner was
As he gazed in the green haze as the Griner tokes
Gobsmacked as she leaps bounds and leaps HIGH
As high as was as the Griner as she dunks
On his already dazed and disorientated head
 
Dutch Uncle said:
^^^
White Nationalist is skeered about being called out.

Are you going to make another death threat, Fatboy?
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This from the guy who actually,...believe it or not,....posted in this very forum , that he would be willing to take a vicious beating and end up in intensive care for the good of the forum. Honorable Dutch :rolleyes: :laugh: is ready willing and able to sacrifice himself in the interest of bringing down Stone " who he doesnt know" and saving the good people of the forum,.....who he's never met and doesnt know either btw.

Ahhhh,....are you frikking kidding me? You sound like a total DILDO. Unplug and grow TF up. Yes,....Dutch was sent here to save us all! :rolleyes: :laugh:

:magagrin:
 
Dutch is out in back of his shack trying to round up enuff old lumber to build his cross to carry. :laugh:
 
Stone said:
There once was a man named Lurch
his whole long life he did search
A conflicted man he was
both good and evil he does
when the answer all along was in church
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There once was a chronic stoner called Stone
Whose gears have been grinded by one called Griner
The grinning grass gobbling gal who galls the glower
Discombobulated, dumbfounded and dazed stoner was
As he gazed in the green haze as the Griner tokes
Gobsmacked as she leaps bounds and leaps HIGH
As high as was as the Griner as she dunks
On his already dazed and disorientated head
 
AProudLefty said:
There once was a chronic stoner called Stone
Whose gears have been grinded by one called Griner
The grinning grass gobbling gal who galls the glower
Discombobulated, dumbfounded and dazed stoner was
As he gazed in the green haze as the Griner tokes
Gobsmacked as she leaps bounds and leaps HIGH
As high as was as the Griner as she dunks
On his already dazed and disorientated head
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And then she woke up and dug more salt. :|
 
Stone said:
And then she woke up and dug more salt. :|
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There once was a man who loved to bathe with bath salts
Soapy Stone he was called
Bathed he did with the bath salts
Scrubbed hard he did coming out spiffy
Out sweet-smelling and savory
While he was savoring his soapy scent
Little did he know he would be spaced out
As he sprinted and skyrocketed
To the nearest stellar star system
 
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