Not going to get much chance to agree with you often, Zen...so I will take this opportunity to do so.
Anyone who "believes" the god of the Bible is actually a GOD...and who attempts to justify or rationalize the many disgusting and reprehensible actions and commands of that god...has no real self-esteem. The god, as I have indicated in several posts through the years, seems to be a god invented by a relatively unsophisticated, unknowledgeable, superstitious people who had many enemies with barbarous, vengeful, wrathful, unforgiving, demanding, murderous, petty gods. In to combat those gods, the people (ancient Hebrews) made their invented god a particularly barbarous, vengeful, wrathful, unforgiving, demanding, murderous, petty god...who could easily kick the asses of their enemies' a relatively unsophisticated, unknowledgeable, superstitious people.
Rationalizing the killing of the "first born" of Egypt** is pathetic. Rationalizing the "commands" of the god enumerated in Leviticus and Deuteronomy is even more pathetic.
The god seems to me (it would be my guess) about as real as the gods of Egypt, Greece, Rome, and Scandinavia.
I can easily understand the ancient Hebrews inventing the god, I am dismayed that any modern people still feel the god is what the ancient Hebrews thought it was.
**Pharoah was almost certainly a "first born"...as were the fathers of many of the babies killed. I wonder why they were not killed.