Ryan calling it QUITS!
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There are a lot of us, enough to win the electoral college. Your rhetoric seems a bit juvenile here, we simply have a different ideology than yours.
[h=1]Furious Koch Brothers Sell Paul Ryan on eBay[/h]
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a fit of pique, David and Charles Koch have unceremoniously listed House Speaker Paul Ryan for sale on the auction site eBay.
The Kochs, who reportedly had purchased Ryan for a sum estimated in the tens of millions, now seem likely to lose their entire investment.
According to Ryan’s listing on the auction site, the Kochs set a five-hundred-dollar asking price for the used congressman, a figure that, in light of the tepid bidding for him, seems optimistic.
“Granted, owning Paul Ryan doesn’t have the benefits that it’s had for David and Charles for all of these years, but the status of owning a former Speaker of the House has to be worth something,” one Koch associate said. “Certainly more than the current high bid of seventeen dollars.”
The eBay listing suggested several possible uses for the former House Speaker, including as a Halloween ornament or garden gnome.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...pJobID=1380975479&spReportId=MTM4MDk3NTQ3OQS2
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a fit of pique, David and Charles Koch have unceremoniously listed House Speaker Paul Ryan for sale on the auction site eBay.
The Kochs, who reportedly had purchased Ryan for a sum estimated in the tens of millions, now seem likely to lose their entire investment.
According to Ryan’s listing on the auction site, the Kochs set a five-hundred-dollar asking price for the used congressman, a figure that, in light of the tepid bidding for him, seems optimistic.
“Granted, owning Paul Ryan doesn’t have the benefits that it’s had for David and Charles for all of these years, but the status of owning a former Speaker of the House has to be worth something,” one Koch associate said. “Certainly more than the current high bid of seventeen dollars.”
The eBay listing suggested several possible uses for the former House Speaker, including as a Halloween ornament or garden gnome.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...pJobID=1380975479&spReportId=MTM4MDk3NTQ3OQS2
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Fentoine Lum
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Quit? Nah, he'll go into lobbying and think tanking, doing Ayn Rand's work.
Fentoine Lum
Verified User
[h=1]Furious Koch Brothers Sell Paul Ryan on eBay[/h]
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a fit of pique, David and Charles Koch have unceremoniously listed House Speaker Paul Ryan for sale on the auction site eBay.
The Kochs, who reportedly had purchased Ryan for a sum estimated in the tens of millions, now seem likely to lose their entire investment.
According to Ryan’s listing on the auction site, the Kochs set a five-hundred-dollar asking price for the used congressman, a figure that, in light of the tepid bidding for him, seems optimistic.
“Granted, owning Paul Ryan doesn’t have the benefits that it’s had for David and Charles for all of these years, but the status of owning a former Speaker of the House has to be worth something,” one Koch associate said. “Certainly more than the current high bid of seventeen dollars.”
The eBay listing suggested several possible uses for the former House Speaker, including as a Halloween ornament or garden gnome.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...pJobID=1380975479&spReportId=MTM4MDk3NTQ3OQS2
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He'd make a fine fist boy for David.
Fentoine Lum
Verified User
Anything that furthers the extraction, concentration and redistribution of societal wealth.
He probably thinks he can be president in 2020.
Cant tell if you are joking or not, but what makes him those things?
In your post you used "shitbags" several times...call people who differed from you idologically "traitors"...and used "RINO" and "commie"...
...and you have the balls to call my "rhetoric" "a bit juvenile!"
Wake up, Ev. Wake the hell up!
I believe all that I said, but I acknowledge that your post here has merit. On that note, I respect your rhetoric. It is easy to perceive the rhetoric of my political opponents as juvenile or vile, but as you pointed out, so is mine. Touche!
Absurdity; the last refuge for the ignorant and stupid.
We all do it, Ev. I know I do.
Especially in the political arena.
Somehow, we all have to ease up a bit...or collectively we are going to destroy the Republic.
Lots of people have put lives and fortunes on the line to bring this nation into existence...and to keep it safe. Our generation seems more intent on destroying it than preserving it.
Anyway...thank you for your comment. It was adult and respectful. That kind of thing seems to be at a premium here.
blackascoal
The Force is With Me
:0) He's worried that he might not win his own district in 2018.
He's not stupid enough to believe he could win the WH.
Hooray! That RINO fuck knew he was done as speaker, what an incompetent assclown.
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So once again, Tea Party darling and Ayn Randite Ryan is not a real conservative? Can you name any who are?
Paul Ryan was never a member of the freedom caucus you dumb cunt.
He was never our darling he has always been the enemy:
Paul Ryan to Tea Party: You are the problem
By Paul Waldman
February 3, 2016 at 12:15 PM
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...y-you-are-the-problem/?utm_term=.a5b5bee478e1
God you're fucking dumb.