You certainly are an intellectual powerhouse; I have read that Superman’s powers actually came from his prenatal two-million plus posts on Kryptonite’s Just Plain Jor-el internet forum. Now that is not boring.
It is with heavy heart that I must address your catachrestic and solecistic abuse of the English language, you know, with all your posts and all. But the improper use of an ellipsis is one thing, but the use of a four dot ellipsis; well that is a grammar felony. You may have command of muskrat language, and that is debatable, but there is a difference between a typo and a misspelled word here and there without taking the time to edit posts. But since you obviously take the time during your work release program to edit your posts...hang on a second…ok, I am back; I was interrupted by my pet muskrat alerting me that in your brief two sentence declaration, you have made seven grammar errors. Since this is a forum, not a text message conduit, “LOL” is not proper grammar; incorrect use of an ellipsis; incorrect type of ellipsis used incorrectly: four dots are at the end of a sentence; no “I” and “am” before “able”; quotation mark before a comma; and another “LOL” and no stopping punctuation. That is a 25% grammar error rate, and my muskrat has worked up to only 19% grammar error rate and he only has 21 posts on the Just Plain Muskrat forum.
My vocabulary improves with each post; don't stop...this is hilarious and has the dimwit scratching his head. "did he say solecistic?"