Why It's Good To Be A Liberal

Mott the Hoople

Mott the Hoople

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Liberals not only believe in freedom and liberty but actually invented them.

Conservatives believe that liberty and freedom are just words to be used and say stupid things like "The reason we are invading Iraq is to protect your freedom."

Liberals work hard, are succesfull and enjoy life. (Which for some reason annoys conservatives).

Conservatives sit around, throw insults at people and are mad at everyone who is not like them and love to blame everyone else, that's not just like them, for their failings in life.

Liberals believe in science, the rule of law, the constitution, the Bill of rights and objectivity.

Conservatives believe in a big invisible guy in thy sky who is omniscient, omnipresent but just can't seem to manage money very well.

Liberals are egalitarian. They believe you should be judged by your talents, ability and the content of your character.

Conservatives believe that if you don't come from the right family then you are not even really a human being.

Liberals believe that there is a place in this world for all spiritual beliefs and that all are equally valid.

Conservatives believe that Jesus loves them and only them, even though every one else thinks there an asshole.

Liberals believe in free public education

Conservatives believe in child labor.

Liberals believe a worker has the right to organize and negotiate the value of their work.

Conservatives defend slavery.

Liberals believe in a well regulated market place and in fair competition.

Conservatives believe in monopolies and trusts.

Liberals serve their nation, when called upon, in times of war.

Conservatives obtain exemptions for penoidial cysts.

Liberals believe in universal suffrage.

Conservatives believe a womans place is in the home, bare footed and pregnant.

Liberals believe in self determination.

Conservatives know what is in your best interest better than you do.
 
Well that's stupid. I believe a woman's role is in the kitchen. And if she's not in the kitchen she better be at the store getting food to cook me in the kitchen or delivering me my beer while I'm on the couch watching the game. In the liberal household it's the man delivering the food and drink to the woman while she is on the couch watching Oprah.

And you claim that is better?
 
cawacko said:
Well that's stupid. I believe a woman's role is in the kitchen. And if she's not in the kitchen she better be at the store getting food to cook me in the kitchen or delivering me my beer while I'm on the couch watching the game. In the liberal household it's the man delivering the food and drink to the woman while she is on the couch watching Oprah.

And you claim that is better?
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Uhhh you're still single aint you Wacko? LOL
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Liberals not only believe in freedom and liberty but actually invented them.

Liberals believe in science, the rule of law, the constitution, the Bill of rights and objectivity.

Liberals are egalitarian. They believe you should be judged by your talents, ability and the content of your character.
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I call bullshit.

why do liberals prohibit me from buying a machine gun manufactured after may 19, 1986? why do liberals believe that my right to free speech, firearms ownership, privacy, and equal protection under the law are not absolute but their right to feel safe is?
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Liberals not only believe in freedom and liberty but actually invented them.
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Best to stop this shit right here.

You're confused with the historical definitions of liberal and conservative. Although you are correct that liberals invented freedom and liberty, you don't say how. They did that by committing treason to the British Crown and signing the Declaration of Independence, and declared that God gave the People inherent rights, not some government.

Fast forward 234 years and now we have Conservatives fighting to regain that independence and Liberal retards like you wanting to covert us over to European-style Socialism. Conservatives hold the Constitution and the ideals of the Declaration of Independence in reverence. You want to destroy them. :pke:
 
One great thing about being a liberal is that when you are single you can get as much pussy as you can and not feel guilty about it!
 
Southern Man said:
Best to stop this shit right here.

You're confused with the historical definitions of liberal and conservative. Although you are correct that liberals invented freedom and liberty, you don't say how. They did that by committing treason to the British Crown and signing the Declaration of Independence, and declared that God gave the People inherent rights, not some government.

Fast forward 234 years and now we have Conservatives fighting to regain that independence and Liberal retards like you wanting to covert us over to European-style Socialism. Conservatives hold the Constitution and the ideals of the Declaration of Independence in reverence. You want to destroy them. :pke:
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No, it's you who doesn't understand political definitions. You consistantly confuse radicals with liberals and you contantly mistake true conservatives with reactionaries.
 
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