Why It's Good To Be A Liberal

[Billy the Great Khan]

we should all be that lucky.

Mott wishes Ohioans were allowed into this great, majestic land.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I'm not an Anarchist, but everything else is true.

Oh come on Cap'n Billy! There are only two laws you suppoprt. The 2nd Ammendment and the requirement for all establishments serving alcohol to have a beer menu!!!

That hardly makes you a law n order guy!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Ohio? please my young padawan, turn away from the dark side.

I can't. My parents retired and someone needs to be here to look after them.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Oh come on Cap'n Billy! There are only two laws you suppoprt. The 2nd Ammendment and the requirement for all establishments serving alcohol to have a beer menu!!!

That hardly makes you a law n order guy!

I don't think it should be a law that finer establishments have a beer list, just common courtesy. And the 2A isn't a law per se, it's an enumeration of a right. I am very supportive of law and order, just so long as it's unintrusive.

 

[Canceled1]

Liberals not only believe in freedom and liberty but actually invented them.

Conservatives believe that liberty and freedom are just words to be used and say stupid things like "The reason we are invading Iraq is to protect your freedom."

Liberals work hard, are succesfull and enjoy life. (Which for some reason annoys conservatives).

Conservatives sit around, throw insults at people and are mad at everyone who is not like them and love to blame everyone else, that's not just like them, for their failings in life.

Liberals believe in science, the rule of law, the constitution, the Bill of rights and objectivity.

Conservatives believe in a big invisible guy in thy sky who is omniscient, omnipresent but just can't seem to manage money very well.

Liberals are egalitarian. They believe you should be judged by your talents, ability and the content of your character.

Conservatives believe that if you don't come from the right family then you are not even really a human being.

Liberals believe that there is a place in this world for all spiritual beliefs and that all are equally valid.

Conservatives believe that Jesus loves them and only them, even though every one else thinks there an asshole.

Liberals believe in free public education

Conservatives believe in child labor.

Liberals believe a worker has the right to organize and negotiate the value of their work.

Conservatives defend slavery.

Liberals believe in a well regulated market place and in fair competition.

Conservatives believe in monopolies and trusts.

Liberals serve their nation, when called upon, in times of war.

Conservatives obtain exemptions for penoidial cysts.

Liberals believe in universal suffrage.

Conservatives believe a womans place is in the home, bare footed and pregnant.

Liberals believe in self determination.

Conservatives know what is in your best interest better than you do.

Whyt it's Good NOT to be a Liberal...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I don't think it should be a law that finer establishments have a beer list, just common courtesy. And the 2A isn't a law per se, it's an enumeration of a right. I am very supportive of law and order, just so long as it's unintrusive.

HA! See what I mean? You are an anarchist!! Name one law that isn't intrusive?

 

[DamnYankee]

No, it's you who doesn't understand political definitions. You consistantly confuse radicals with liberals and you contantly mistake true conservatives with reactionaries.

Nice try to deflect asshole. What of my earlier statement is incorrect?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Nice try to deflect asshole. What of my earlier statement is incorrect?

It would be much easier for me to state what of your statement was correct. Mmmmm how bout none of it? OK, well the treason part was right.

 

[DamnYankee]

It would be much easier for me to state what of your statement was correct. Mmmmm how bout none of it? OK, well the treason part was right.

Cite, asshole.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

HA! See what I mean? You are an anarchist!! Name one law that isn't intrusive?

they all are, which is why they should be few and far between. less laws=more freedom.

 

[Jarod]

Don't forget the blow jobs dumb ass!!!!

Ohh, thats right, you dont have to be morally opposed to getting your dick sucked!

 

[DamnYankee]

The problem with you liberals is that either you're as dumb as a bag of rocks or you're liars. You say you want liberty yet you support a tyrannical government.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

The problem with you liberals is that either you're as dumb as a bag of rocks or you're liars. You say you want liberty yet you support a tyrannical government.

they want liberty for themselves. all others, they want controlled by that government so they can 'feel' safe.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

No, todays Libertarians are anarchist in drag Mr. "I don't know shit about history or politics."

No.... that is the way moronic liberals PRETEND Libertarians are so that they can feel good about themselves and bash those that really believe the bullshit people like you put forth.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Liberals not only believe in freedom and liberty but actually invented them.

Which is why they are forcing health care down the throats of a populace that doesn't want it, why they try repeatedly to violate the 2nd Amendment, why they repeatedly try to force PC bullshit down our throats, why they fight school choice, why they try to eliminate the secret ballot, over regulate whenever possible.... etc....

Liberals work hard, are succesfull and enjoy life. (Which for some reason annoys conservatives).

Which is why their union friends continuously need to be bailed out, why the liberals in inner cities flourish so much, etc....

Liberals believe in science, the rule of law, the constitution, the Bill of rights and objectivity.

Except of course for when Science disagrees with them, the Constitution doesn't suit them and don't get me started on objectivity.... that is truly a joke.

Liberals are egalitarian. They believe you should be judged by your talents, ability and the content of your character.

Which is why they support affirmative action?

Liberals believe that there is a place in this world for all spiritual beliefs and that all are equally valid.

Which is why they attempt to vilify those with religious beliefs by mocking their deity with comments like 'invisible sky guy' or 'jesus freak'???

Liberals believe in free public education

As long as it is union run.... fuck that freedom of choice.

Liberals believe a worker has the right to organize and negotiate the value of their work.

Yes, they do... they even support taking away the rights of the worker to have a secret ballot, that way their union cronies can muscle in where they are not wanted.

Liberals believe in a well regulated market place and in fair competition.

Which is why they get the government to restrict bids to unions or to companies forced to pay union wages (ie... making sure the competition isn't fair, but tailored to the unions to prevent them from being knocked out of competition in a truly FAIR market)

Liberals serve their nation, when called upon, in times of war.

People from most walks of life do the above. The majority of the military is conservative.

Liberals believe in universal suffering.

Now that is most certainly true.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

HA! See what I mean? You are an anarchist!! Name one law that isn't intrusive?

Laws against murder....

 

[PostmodernProphet]

but, obviously from the above, liberals lie....so it must be bad to be a liberal....

 

[Onceler]

I wouldn't know...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Ohh, thats right, you dont have to be morally opposed to getting your dick sucked!

Now you're talkin Cowboy!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Laws against murder....

You've obviously haven't seen the movie "What About Bob".