Hawk goes to Walmart, and when he checks out, there are Black people in line in front of him. and he feels like they should let him go first- Because after all, he is a White person Yanno?
He feels privileged and wonders why Black people and other minorities should be in his way when he gets ready to check out.
Hawk goes to a restaurant, and there is a waiting line to be seated, BUT YET HE SEES Black people taking up available tables enjoying their meals, and HE IS HAVING TO WAIT ON A TABLE? VICTIMIZATION!
He is flipping through the channels on his cable, and looks for a movie to watch, and these movies starring Black People keep showing up! OH MY GOD HOW THAT FRUSTRATES HIM! I mean, the nerve of Hollywood producing Black Artists Yanno? Talk About victimization! TOTAL VICTIMIZATION!
A Black family moves into HAWK'S neighborhood, OH MY GOD! TOTAL VICTIMIZATION! There goes the neighborhood.
Wait a minute, YOU MEAN WE HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT, AND THE VICE PRESIDENT IS BLACK NOW? Now that is the straw that broke Hawk's back. Talk about victimization. His White Guy lost- and Obama a Black man won in 2008- HOW DEVASTATING! VICTIMIZED!
What? Black Quarterbacks in the NFL? Black Coaches? FUCK FOOTBALL! FUCK THE NFL. FOOTBALL HAS VICTIMIZED WHITE PEOPLE NOW. He is never watching NFL again.
It must be a very frustrating life for Hawk to get through now. He goes to his doctor, and sees Blacks actually seeing his doctor, and a BLACK lab assistant actually stuck him in the arm with a needle to take his Blood! Victimization! NOW THEY WANT HIS BLOOD! How awful is that?
What? A Black man is driving a brand new Chevy Silverado Truck and he is still having to drive his old 1990 Ford Explorer. Now that is total victimization! Black man is taking fucking over the highways.
EVERYBODY! LET'S ALL FEEL SORRY FOR HAWK!
HE HAS BEEN VICTIMIZED!
He can't even go to a Movie Theater now without having to sit in the audience along with Black People!
Black People everywhere! Even at his church- of all things! Now they have victimized his sacred ground!
What's next- Black people going to heaven?