No, you didn't "dig" but know that the article is written by those who did to find something... So they find this about a very small group of people who care about snowflakes on cups, but still want to make a point about those horrible Christians... terrible people like spending money on festive cups...
You took this article. This one is the one you chose to make a deal about here, and I propose that it was because it is a nice safe place to go when mocking.
Two things I know: These "fundys" as you call them will not kill me for being of a minority religion. They are safe to mock and criticize, even if it is worthless nonsense like this.
However, the Islamic "fundies" (those you are careful to call "faux" rather than superfundy Muslims) slaughtering Christians, atheists, throwing gays off rooftops, etc would.