The Laschamp event and the demise of Neanderthals

[Dutch Uncle]

Says the guy who posts the same meme over and over and over and over again.




Irony alert!

I Irony

for you, Perry

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Wow. More lameass memes from the MEME LORD.

You know, mentally functional adults aren't usually this infatuated with memes. LOL.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1907072761526108508

View: https://x.com/AgentX_DC/status/1907072761526108508

 

[Daylight63]

I Irony

for you, Perry

You seem to have a LOT of penis-related artwork on your computer from whence you make your memes. Do you want to tell us all something?

 

[Daylight63]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1907072761526108508

View: https://x.com/AgentX_DC/status/1907072761526108508

WOW a "double meme". Dutch is really pissed off.


Probably because I think he's hilarious for thinking he flew up to heaven in an NDE. C'mon Dutch, tell us about your trip to see Mr. Jesus!

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Too bad @Cypress couldn't Wikipedia his way out of this one. This was fun.

Thanks again. Seriously. I needed this.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

You seem to have a LOT of penis-related artwork on your computer from whence you make your memes. Do you want to tell us all something?

 

[Dutch Uncle]

WOW a "double meme". Dutch is really pissed off.


Probably because I think he's hilarious for thinking he flew up to heaven in an NDE. C'mon Dutch, tell us about your trip to see Mr. Jesus!

 

[Daylight63]

No professional mudlogger or hydrogeologist I knew ever had to shove dirt in their mouth.

And this is how I responded:

Things Geologists Do #6 - The Urban Crows Blog

Rock Licking What’s the most daring thing you’ve ever licked- something that you’re happy to talk about in polite company which isn’t a body part? When I was very small, I licked a slug and some squashed caterpillars I’d collected in a bucket and then pulped with a potato masher (I think I...

urbancrows.com

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt61NqMdrVc

Essay Explaining ‘Why Geologists Love To Lick Rocks’ Wins Ig Noble Prize

Jan Zalasiewicz won this year's Ig Noble Prize for answering a century-old question: why do geologists still love to lick rocks?

www.forbes.com

Why Lick Rocks by Geologists?

Top Ten Indicators That You Might Be a Geologist

vocal.media

"When I visited them yesterday I came across a calibrating discussion between the scientist. They were working to standardize their methods for observing the relative percentages of one grain size group to another and to give detailed analysis of the contents of smear slide samples taken from the cores. This would help them better describe what was in the layers of sediment found and piece together the story of the South China Sea, its climate and sea levels in the geologic record. Because I had taken a soil science course ages ago I wondered aloud if they were able to get enough sample of the core to use the classic texture by feel method to estimate amounts of clay, sand, and silt in the soil. “Well no, but it is easy to tell if you just eat a little bit of the mud.” Julie Schindlbeck told me. Turns out, that is thing with Geologists. Sediment sampling by mouth. The biology major in me thinks, again out loud, of course this makes sense because you probably have more nerve endings on your lips than your fingers. However, to a geologist it comes back to minerals and the Mohs hardness scale and whether or not what is in you mouth is scratching you teeth!

...

David Peate, who very matter of factly summed up the discussion with an agreement, “Sometimes you just need to get down and lick the rocks!”"

https://joidesresolution.org/sediment-tasting-and-licking-rocks/

@Cypress

Why Do Geologists Lick Rocks?

In what seems a take-your-life-into-your-hands situation to any other field of science, it turns out geologists can learn a lot with their mouths.

www.iflscience.com

THIS is the most fun I've had all day.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

And this is how I responded:










THIS is the most fun I've had all day.

The Computer Room is closing soon. Tick tick tick. LOL

 

[Dutch Uncle]

 

[Cypress]

I like to shove dirt in my mouth, and I frantically Google for tidbits of information when I don't have any real life experience!

I'm not talking about guys with weirdo haircuts making youtube Videos or unpaid volunteers at dinosaur museums

Your source: "Natural History Museum of Utah palaeontology volunteer Eliza Petersen licks a dinosaur bone to see if it sticks."


I'm talking about the dozens of professional geologists and mudloggers I've known. None of whom are shoving dirt in their mouths, especially when it's not neccessary, lol

 

[Cypress]

His facility only seems to allow computer access prior to 5pm, lol

 

[Dutch Uncle]

His facility only seems to allow computer access prior to 5pm, lol

It certainly seems so. He did post once about 9PM Easter Sunday, but I haven't done much of a deep dive on it other than noting for two weeks he only posted after 0830 and never after 6PM. I'm guessing his facility shuts off the computers around those times. It's possible it's a library as you suggested, but I still think he has a curfew and not allowed outside without an escort. He's too immature and erratic for someone in their late 30s/early 40s.

 

[Cypress]

It's fun to get paid to post on message boards!

ftfy
Perry, since you stated that you work in the construction industry, does your boss know he paid you to post on this thread all day?

 

[Cypress]

It certainly seems so. He did post once about 9PM Easter Sunday, but I haven't done much of a deep dive on it other than noting for two weeks he only posted after 0830 and never after 6PM. I'm guessing his facility shuts off the computers around those times. It's possible it's a library as you suggested, but I still think he has a curfew and not allowed outside without an escort. He's too immature and erratic for someone in their late 30s/early 40s.

He's either posting at a facility, at a public library, or posting all day at work. Yikes!

 

[Dutch Uncle]

He's either posting at a facility, at a public library, or posting all day at work. Yikes!

I strongly doubt Perry is capable of holding a job unless his parents own the business.

 

[Cypress]

I strongly doubt Perry is capable of holding a job unless his parents own the business.

He seems curiously proud that he can find articles about eating dirt, and Googling tidbits of info about boring and obscure geology details.

That is not normal for a professional who has responsibilities and duties at work.

 

[Daylight63]

I'm not talking about guys with weirdo haircuts making youtube Videos or unpaid volunteers at dinosaur museums

The JOIDES resolution is hardly "weirdos making YouTubes".

But then you don't even know what the JOIDES Resolution is. LOL.

I'm talking about the dozens of professional geologists and mudloggers I've known. None of whom are shoving dirt in their mouths, especially when it's not neccessary, lol

Look at you dancing around trying to salvage your point. You don't know "dozens" of geologists. God, give that shit up, festus.

LOL.

You are so "caught" now, it's not even funny and you think you can weasel your way out of this. You are such a fuckin' lame-ass loser!

LOL.

 

[Daylight63]

He seems curiously proud that he can find articles about eating dirt, and Googling tidbits of info about boring and obscure geology details.

That is not normal for a professional who has responsibilities and duties at work.

I can find article after article after article proving you don't know geologists.

And that's all the fun I need.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Daylight63]

Hey @Cypress here's some folks you need to get ahold of so you can show them what "real" earth scientists do.

https://www.abc4.com/news/digital-exclusives/we-literally-lick-rocks-utah-paleontologists-describe-process-of-excavating-fossils/