Dear Mr Obama, shove your fuckin' trade up your fuckin' arse. We weren't at the back of the queue when you needed us on operations, twice in Iraq, and then again in Afghanistan. I guess it's only a " special relationship " when it suits America.
If you need help in future, you can always call on Germany, winners of so many wars, or Italy, but only if you're already winning before you invite them, and of course, the mighty French, but give them some notice, so they can get their military production running at full strength, by putting their white flag factories onto three shifts. Good luck with that.
Oh, and just as a little P.S.
The last time you went to war without us, the Viet Cong handed you your arse on a plate
Signed
BRITAIN