You are not the US military. You are way too fat to ever be accepted for service. If you and Beijing want to take up arms against your country, we'll meet you outside. History teaches us a funny little thing about dickless hicks like you.

Awww Tinkerbell has his little panties all in an uproar. Too funny. Maybe he has a double case of BUTTHURT today? One mental,... and the other physical. See you on the 6th tinkerbell!
