I will give you the same response that I gave Jay Snarkey,Silly
You believe that "lefties" as a group are responsible for the assassination attempts? Additionally I do you believe all three perps were what we would call "lefties"?
Given the fact that you tend to always throw out a contrarian statement just for effect, if that is all it takes to make you happy, go for it.
You and the receptionist have a lot in common