Putin is running out of rockets, Russia cannot produce them quickly, and no one else will sell to him, so he is buying from North Korea. He is also in talks for the North Koreans to provide military units. So the North Korean Army might be invading Europe...
In other news, Russian soldiers have discovered many of their helmets are made of tin. They look like steal helmets under superficial inspection, but are much cheaper to make. Also, if stepped on, they crumple like soda cans, and are useless in protecting the head from shrapnel. Basically, the Russian arms suppliers have been stealing from the Russian Army for decades.
In odder news, Putin is killing businessmen who supported him... But could not make magic. The chairman of the largest oil company in Russia, Lukoil, was just thrown out a hospital window. One of his senior executives had previously been poisoned while visiting a voodoo shaman in Moscow... You can not make this stuff up. What is a voodoo shaman doing in Moscow? Is he from the Caribbean, or a Russian who says he is a voodoo shaman?
Oh, and also, why exactly is Putin murdering his own businessmen? These are men in their positions because of loyalty to Putin.