PROOF that Tiger Woods Lied during Golf Tourney?

maineman said:
I don't believe you. Anyone who says that a struck golf ball makes a loud crack almost like a gun either has never heard a good golf shot, or never heard a gun shot. or both.
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When I putt on the practice putting green, which I do a lot, the driving range is about 70 yards away and I can hear them hitting their balls. I will agree with you that an iron is not that noisy, but a fairway metal of today is louder than a fairway wood used to be, and Sergio used a Fairway Metal, more like a .22. I can prove that I play golf by taking a photo of some of my golfing books and posting it, I will include in the photo a foot shot next to the books, with size 13 huaraches on. You call it Right or Left foot, I used to include a thumb shot with my horses ass photos. LOL, anyway you slice it, you lose, no pun intended.
 
SJJRSJJS said:
When I putt on the practice putting green, which I do a lot, the driving range is about 70 yards away and I can hear them hitting their balls. I will agree with you that an iron is not that noisy, but a fairway metal of today is louder than a fairway wood used to be, and Sergio used a Fairway Metal, more like a .22. I can prove that I play golf by taking a photo of some of my golfing books and posting it, I will include in the photo a foot shot next to the books, with size 13 huaraches on. You call it Right or Left foot, I used to include a thumb shot with my horses ass photos. LOL, anyway you slice it, you lose, no pun intended.
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I posted a link that proves your gunshot analogy is way the fuck off. You may have played golf, but, my guess is you've never gotten near the sweet spot on any club face and you certainly have never shot one over on any course except miniature golf.
 
maineman said:
I posted a link that proves your gunshot analogy is way the fuck off. You may have played golf, but, my guess is you've never gotten near the sweet spot on any club face and you certainly have never shot one over on any course except miniature golf.
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Then take me up on my challenge, one of my golf books is Tiger Woods.."How I play Golf"...I double dog dare you ManeMan?
 
You got BOOKS on golf and, somehow, those possessions instantly bestow golf prowess upon you?

Do you have any fucking idea how absolutely stupid that sounds?

I can remember a friend of my father's whom I caddied for regularly.... He had every single book and vcr tape on how to play golf that was ever released. He'd come to the first tee armed with the latest trick or gimmick. And bet my dad a shitload of money... And my dad always took him to the cleaners.

Wow... You've got Tiger's BOOK!

Wow.
 
maineman said:
I am not sure if this thread PROVES that Tiger lied about anything, but it certainly PROVES that the original poster is lying... That's for SURE!

One over on a 6900 yard course, my ass!
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“The marshals, they told me he already hit, so I pulled a club and was getting ready to play my shot, and then I hear his comments afterward and it’s not real surprising that he’s complaining about something.”
According to Sports Illustrated’s Michael Bamberger, though, those same marshals say that they never spoke a word to Woods, nor gave him any indication that Garcia had taken his shot.

Now which part of this don't you understand that you not sure Tiger lied ?

It sure as hell PROVES one or the other is lying....I take it you believe Woods and not the marshals?
 
I have also read another marshall's statement that contradicts the others....AND... I have read the happy horseshit from the original poster where HIS proof of his own golf prowess would be a photograph of a stack of golf books with his FOOT next to them. Convincing, I must say!
 
I'm thinking of putting a video of my latest skyscraper design as well as a recording of my second symphony in D minor on youtube... Anybody interested?
 
maineman said:
You got BOOKS on golf and, somehow, those possessions instantly bestow golf prowess upon you?

Do you have any fucking idea how absolutely stupid that sounds?

I can remember a friend of my father's whom I caddied for regularly.... He had every single book and vcr tape on how to play golf that was ever released. He'd come to the first tee armed with the latest trick or gimmick. And bet my dad a shitload of money... And my dad always took him to the cleaners.

Wow... You've got Tiger's BOOK!

Wow.
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Hell. I played the TPC in 1988. What does that make me?

Arnold Palmer?
 
maineman said:
. Me too... I am no fan of Tiger's, that's for sure, but I do love the game.
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Now, now....if you love the game, you gotta admire the mans talent (and luck) even you're now cheering him on....
Seriously, I know what you mean....but if I said I wasn't a fan of his and didn't refer to his talent as a golfer, the pinheads wouldn't be crying racist at me
like they tend to do if given half the chance.....
 
maineman said:
You got BOOKS on golf and, somehow, those possessions instantly bestow golf prowess upon you?

Do you have any fucking idea how absolutely stupid that sounds?

I can remember a friend of my father's whom I caddied for regularly.... He had every single book and vcr tape on how to play golf that was ever released. He'd come to the first tee armed with the latest trick or gimmick. And bet my dad a shitload of money... And my dad always took him to the cleaners.

Wow... You've got Tiger's BOOK!

Wow.
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Look, because I have routinely cyber skewered you and your Lib cohors, you try to diminish my skills at golf, so be it. I could prove that I am close to a scratch golfer, many of the old Board members know that I am an accomplished golfer before this Tiger gamemanship crap ever came out, this is not the first time with this golfing chit chat about my golfing prowess. Butt now, because of your jackassness and uppity attitude, I will now have to turn up the heat and start performing cyber lobotomies on you and your CC's (cretin cohors)...LOL
 
maineman said:
You got BOOKS on golf and, somehow, those possessions instantly bestow golf prowess upon you?

Do you have any fucking idea how absolutely stupid that sounds?

I can remember a friend of my father's whom I caddied for regularly.... He had every single book and vcr tape on how to play golf that was ever released. He'd come to the first tee armed with the latest trick or gimmick. And bet my dad a shitload of money... And my dad always took him to the cleaners.

Wow... You've got Tiger's BOOK!

Wow.
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I also have the Communist Manifesto, do you have it?
 
SJJRSJJS said:
Look, because I have routinely cyber skewered you and your Lib cohors, you try to diminish my skills at golf, so be it. I could prove that I am close to a scratch golfer, many of the old Board members know that I am an accomplished golfer before this Tiger gamemanship crap ever came out, this is not the first time with this golfing chit chat about my golfing prowess. Butt now, because of your jackassness and uppity attitude, I will now have to turn up the heat and start performing cyber lobotomies on you and your CC's (cretin cohors)...LOL
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Blah blah blah.... "I'm a scratch golfer! Everybody in cyberspace knows it because I TOLD them so on another board. I even showed them a photo of all my golf books and my big feet right next to them! IF THAT'S NOT SOLID INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE OF MY NEAR SCRATCH HANDICAP STATUS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!! The fact that no one on any message board has ever actually SEEN me play golf ...or the fact that I think that a well struck golf ball sounds like a gunshot coming off the club face should have ZERO bearing on everyone's admiration of my near scratch handicap cyber-golf skills!"

You are good for a laugh, but not much else.

Lol
 
SJJRSJJS said:
I also have the Communist Manifesto, do you have it?
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Not only do I own it, along with Das Kapital, and Socialism: Utopian and Scientific, (along with numerous other books on communism and socialism), I wrote my senior research project on them in college.... But that was a long time ago, sonny.
 
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