PROOF that Tiger Woods Lied during Golf Tourney?

Now, now....if you love the game, you gotta admire the mans talent (and luck) even you're now cheering him on....
Seriously, I know what you mean....but if I said I wasn't a fan of his and didn't refer to his talent as a golfer, the pinheads wouldn't be crying racist at me
like they tend to do if given half the chance.....

I certainly admire his talents, I just don't like the guy.... And I will tell you, up until the situation with his wife, I was his biggest fan... Now, I root against him every tournament. My wife felt, and feels, the same way.
 
Not only do I own it, along with Das Kapital, and Socialism: Utopian and Scientific, (along with numerous other books on communism and socialism), I wrote my senior research project on them in college.... But that was a long time ago, sonny.
Looking down on me will not help you. I did my High School term paper on Communism, but I never turned into one Commie MFer like you and some of your Lib cohors have. Was your childhood like Coal Black's where Coal admitted to me that his Dad beat the crap out of him and left scars all over his keloid laden back? Your boy Obama seems to be in hot water, does that worry you and your Lib cohors, it really should because Impeachment might be just around the corner, of course then we would get BBB... Big Buffoon Biden....LOL
 
Looking down on me will not help you. I did my High School term paper on Communism, but I never turned into one Commie MFer like you and some of your Lib cohors have. Was your childhood like Coal Black's where Coal admitted to me that his Dad beat the crap out of him and left scars all over his keloid laden back? Your boy Obama seems to be in hot water, does that worry you and your Lib cohors, it really should because Impeachment might be just around the corner, of course then we would get BBB... Big Buffoon Biden....LOL
I look down on you because you are the typical internet superstud. Your a great golfer because you say you are... You are a scintillatingly interesting orator and debater because you say you are... I have yet to witness you actually display any semblance of a powerful intellect, and I KNOW I'm a better golfer in real life than you are in cyberspace. I have hit thousands and thousands of really good golf shots in my life and NONE of them EVER sounded like a gunshot. Lol

Oh, and my professor for that paper on communism was an active duty Marine Corps Colonel. He liked it.
 
Oh... And before I forget it....

I could prove that I am close to a scratch golfer.

I am looking forward to seeing such proof, but I am curious as to how you would actually do that. And please note that photos of your golf instructional book library really doesn't suffice for such proof in the REAL world... Maybe the other three geeks in your weekly CYBER FOURSOME might buy it, but I ain't.
 
I look down on you because you are the typical internet superstud. Your a great golfer because you say you are... You are a scintillatingly interesting orator and debater because you say you are... I have yet to witness you actually display any semblance of a powerful intellect, and I KNOW I'm a better golfer in real life than you are in cyberspace. I have hit thousands and thousands of really good golf shots in my life and NONE of them EVER sounded like a gunshot. Lol

Oh, and my professor for that paper on communism was an active duty Marine Corps Colonel. He liked it.
Unlike your boy Obama, I could honestly swear on a stack of Bibles that I shot one over par, just like I said, butt I don't give two sheets if you believe me or not. You Libs do not know how to tell the truth, so I suppose you cannot recognize the truth either. Butt, that is not the question anymoore, the question is whether Obama will be impeached? Don't keep bringing up my golf game, I know that no matter what I say, you will trry to spin it, butt spin this, I smell Impeachment proceedings coming up. "Bye Bye, Baby Bye bye", butt it ain't over until the fat lady sings or is that until The Hillary sings, she never liked Obama anyway and if she comes out now and blames Obama, she may still get the Nomination. Like all Libs, The Hillary would sell her soul to the Devil to get that nomination, and check out my Avatar, that be the Devil. TOUCHE'
 
So... Your adoring sycophants on the interwebs are just supposed to accept the fact that you are a scratch golfer and adore you all the more for it? Sorry... Anyone who thinks that a well hit golf ball sounds like a gunshot has either never hit a good golf shot or never heard a gunshot. I don't give a rat's ass how many e-bibles you falsely swear upon to the contrary. And your initial offer to prove your golfing prowess was to show me a picture of all your golf books. NOBODY who plays the game of golf well would EVER make such a ridiculous statement. Period. We'll certainly leave the discussion of your golf game behind, but we leave knowing without a doubt that you are a hacker at best, all your golf how-to books notwithstanding.

Regarding Obama's possible impeachment... all I will say is that I fully intend to retrieve this thread in the fall of 2016 and rub your nose in it once again. You seem to think that impeachment is a very real possibility... I strongly disagree. You are free to prognosticate about the future all you like. I will sit patiently and rub your face in your own bullshit at the appropriate time. Until either Obama IS impeached, or he leaves office at the end of his second term, there really isn't much to argue about there, wouldn't you agree?

Well, of course you don't agree... What was I thinking. You love to read your own words on the internet WAY too much to bide your time and see if your prognostication is right or wrong. Now, mind you, you won't have anything more substantive to add as your impeachment prediction posts pile higher and higher (not that any of the PAST ones contained any subtance either) but we both know that won't stop you from flapping your gums together about it ad nauseam.
 
So... Your adoring sycophants on the interwebs are just supposed to accept the fact that you are a scratch golfer and adore you all the more for it? Sorry... Anyone who thinks that a well hit golf ball sounds like a gunshot has either never hit a good golf shot or never heard a gunshot. I don't give a rat's ass how many e-bibles you falsely swear upon to the contrary. And your initial offer to prove your golfing prowess was to show me a picture of all your golf books. NOBODY who plays the game of golf well would EVER make such a ridiculous statement. Period. We'll certainly leave the discussion of your golf game behind, but we leave knowing without a doubt that you are a hacker at best, all your golf how-to books notwithstanding.

Regarding Obama's possible impeachment... all I will say is that I fully intend to retrieve this thread in the fall of 2016 and rub your nose in it once again. You seem to think that impeachment is a very real possibility... I strongly disagree. You are free to prognosticate about the future all you like. I will sit patiently and rub your face in your own bullshit at the appropriate time. Until either Obama IS impeached, or he leaves office at the end of his second term, there really isn't much to argue about there, wouldn't you agree?

Well, of course you don't agree... What was I thinking. You love to read your own words on the internet WAY too much to bide your time and see if your prognostication is right or wrong. Now, mind you, you won't have anything more substantive to add as your impeachment prediction posts pile higher and higher (not that any of the PAST ones contained any subtance either) but we both know that won't stop you from flapping your gums together about it ad nauseam.
Yak Yak Yak, most Libs, but not all, like to hear themselves post using big ass words to impress each other, I saw that all the time on the old Board. They all want the Brilliant Writer Award, and I would clean your plow in a golf match. Listen to Sergio hit and then the gun shoot, and admit that I win.
 
Now I understand what your problem is... Your ears are fucked up. Here you went and got a clip showing the absolute teensiest tiniest caliber weapon that can be called a "gun" and that STILL sounds louder that Sergio hitting the BIGGEST BADDEST club in his bag.

But hey... You've got a lot of golf books, and your pals on that LAST board you were on all think yo're a scratch golfer. Lol
 
Now I understand what your problem is... Your ears are fucked up. Here you went and got a clip showing the absolute teensiest tiniest caliber weapon that can be called a "gun" and that STILL sounds louder that Sergio hitting the BIGGEST BADDEST club in his bag.

But hey... You've got a lot of golf books, and your pals on that LAST board you were on all think yo're a scratch golfer. Lol
I never said what caliber nor did I say that the sounds were alike. A well struck golf ball can be heard way more than 40 yards, and that was the distance between Sergio and Tiger. Again, the Marshals have two basic jobs, to monitor the crowd, but more importantly to keep track of the 2 golfers playing/hitting. Again as I posted in another post, Conservative athletes are treated differently than Liberal Athletes, who can get away with just about anything. Tiger did play golf with Obama, so I assume that he is a Liberal, butt one who admittedly moved out of Califa to avoid the huge State income taxes, which just went up again, under the Socialist Governor Jerry Brown. These other two Marshals coming out later to try to save Tiger by saying that they thought that Sergio had already hit is so much Liberal BS that it is sickening. I bet that there are some in the crowd who know the truth, butt again because they were following/walking with Tiger, they are probably Libs also, and will also try to protect their boy who played golf with their hero Obama. You know that I am RIGHT, so just cave in and admit it. I could prove in 10 seconds that I am a very good golfer, but that would reveal too much of myself with a video, like my name. Also I have won a couple amateur golf Tourneys, with trophies that are packed away in my garage, also won trophies in Table Tennis, Volleyball and Tennis, believe it or not. It is what it is, sorry about that. PS, Liberals are jealous because many are girley men woosy wimps, I am not saying that you are, butt you know what I mean, and you know that I just spoke the truth about most Lib men being effeminate.
.
 
A well struck golf ball does NOT sound like a gunshot... Even if the gun is only a 22. Your ears are fucked up and everybody on the internet has got a scratch handicap, and trophies and really big muscles too.

Two different pairs of marshals give two different versions of the events. How you claim to KNOW which one is accurate is beyond me....

And if you could somehow PROVE you were a scratch golfer, you'd do so.... If you can't or prefer not to, why not just quit boasting about what a good golfer you claim to be cuz I ain't buyin' your bullshit. Sorry.
 
A well struck golf ball does NOT sound like a gunshot... Even if the gun is only a 22. Your ears are fucked up and everybody on the internet has got a scratch handicap, and trophies and really big muscles too.

Not all of them Mainman. Some of them are absolutely furious with me because I said I can't help kind of liking men who can lift heavy things. I mean they are out to get me over it! So some of them have dropped any pretense, but basically, yeah that is true. I noticed a long time ago on my old board that all the men were 6'2! I couldn't believe it! I was like, wow, that's awesome all these 6'2 guys, cause I kinda like a tall man, not that it's imperative, but I like it. But then after a while I realized that not all of them were 6'2.

And I have to admit Rana knew right away...me it took a while.
 
E-muscles are usually much larger than REAL muscles. And, the corollary is: e-brains are usually much more capable than REAL brains. SJJ being a classic case in point.

P.s. and Darla, I really AM 6'2. lol
 
A well struck golf ball does NOT sound like a gunshot... Even if the gun is only a 22. Your ears are fucked up and everybody on the internet has got a scratch handicap, and trophies and really big muscles too.

Two different pairs of marshals give two different versions of the events. How you claim to KNOW which one is accurate is beyond me....


And if you could somehow PROVE you were a scratch golfer, you'd do so.... If you can't or prefer not to, why not just quit boasting about what a good golfer you claim to be cuz I ain't buyin' your bullshit. Sorry.
The problem with the last two Marshals is that they did not come out and say anything until way later, why? They knew all about the controversy and what the first two Marshals said, did they get together and try to help their Tiger out? Tiger Woods is an elitist who picks and chooses his Tourneys based on appearance money mostly, he is one greedy SOB. He does get huge crowds of people to watch him play, some to see him win, others to see him lose and still others out of curiosity, so sponsors naturally want him to appear at their tourneys and will kiss his culo. I laughed last year when I saw him run out of the Clubhouse to sign a few autographs, on camera. In my opinion, Tiger is the greatest player ever, period, butt Cheetah Woods is the biggest jerk on the PGA Tour. PS, if you have any problems with your golf swing/game, post it and I may help you, especially with your short game, try me. I have given golf lessons in the past, usually to advanced players, although I can help hackers also.
 
Not only do you have golf books, you give lessons too???

An old adage comes to mind:

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. lol
 
Bottomline: it's pretty fucking stupid to try and claim how good a golfer you are on the internet, and it's pretty fucking stupid to claim to know what happened at the TPC and which marshals are telling the truth, or whether, from their individual perspectives, they all were telling the truth, without actually having been there. So... From a couple of different vantage points, you look pretty fucking stupid.

Let's just leave it at that, shall we?
 
Bottomline: it's pretty fucking stupid to try and claim how good a golfer you are on the internet, and it's pretty fucking stupid to claim to know what happened at the TPC and which marshals are telling the truth, or whether, from their individual perspectives, they all were telling the truth, without actually having been there. So... From a couple of different vantage points, you look pretty fucking stupid.

Let's just leave it at that, shall we?
I was known on the old Board to always tell the truth and I am doing that here. I know now that you are a hacker, just by the way you gave in after I asked you to discuss your golf game with me, then you changed the subject, because you do not know enough about golf to even discuss your swing faults. Again, why did the second set of Marshals wait so long to "Clarify" what happened? The Whistleblower Marshals came right out to defend themselves after Tiger made up that story, something they never really had to do, since there were supposedly 4 Marshals, they could have just let it be, as Tiger described it. Admit that you are just a simple hacker, who could not describe in golfing terms his own hacker swing.
 
I was known on the old Board to always tell the truth and I am doing that here. I know now that you are a hacker, just by the way you gave in after I asked you to discuss your golf game with me, then you changed the subject, because you do not know enough about golf to even discuss your swing faults. Again, why did the second set of Marshals wait so long to "Clarify" what happened? The Whistleblower Marshals came right out to defend themselves after Tiger made up that story, something they never really had to do, since there were supposedly 4 Marshals, they could have just let it be, as Tiger described it. Admit that you are just a simple hacker, who could not describe in golfing terms his own hacker swing.
again... How does anyone PROVE they are truthful on the internet? How does anyone PROVE they are a good golfer on the internet? My golf game is certainly nothing I am going to bring to an e-pro on the interwebz for swing advice. Who the fuck do you think you are?
 
Back
Top