Grim Reaper
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-gold-statue-golf-course-pastor-b2972303.html
- A 22‑foot gold‑leaf statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at Trump National Doral Miami.
- The event was led by Pastor Mark Burns, a longtime Trump ally, who insisted the statue was “not a golden calf” but a symbol of resilience, patriotism, and divine protection.
- Burns framed the statue as evidence of God’s hand over Trump, referencing assassination attempts he has survived.
- Trump called into the ceremony, thanking Burns and attendees and saying the statue was created “from love.”
- The statue was commissioned by crypto investors promoting their memecoin $PATRIOT.
- Sculptor Alan Cottrill said he was originally paid to create a bronze statue for $300,000, later proposing the gold‑leaf finish — which the investors embraced.
- Cottrill claimed he had to hold the statue hostage until payment was completed; the investors disputed this, saying it was paid in full.
- The article notes this is not the first Trump statue in the U.S., referencing previous protest‑commissioned installations like “Best Friends Forever” (Trump with Epstein) and “King of the World”, both removed quickly.
The dedication ceremony is adorable, nothing says ‘Thou shalt not worship false idols’ like a crowd applauding a 6‑foot bronze one. Even the Bible verse was standing there like, I literally warned you about this.
It will probably become a shrine of worship and veneration for MAGA posters on JPP.