Pastor leads wild dedication ceremony for Trump’s giant gold statue at his own golf course

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🧾 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-gold-statue-golf-course-pastor-b2972303.html

  • A 22‑foot gold‑leaf statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at Trump National Doral Miami.
  • The event was led by Pastor Mark Burns, a longtime Trump ally, who insisted the statue was “not a golden calf” but a symbol of resilience, patriotism, and divine protection.
  • Burns framed the statue as evidence of God’s hand over Trump, referencing assassination attempts he has survived.
  • Trump called into the ceremony, thanking Burns and attendees and saying the statue was created “from love.”
  • The statue was commissioned by crypto investors promoting their memecoin $PATRIOT.
  • Sculptor Alan Cottrill said he was originally paid to create a bronze statue for $300,000, later proposing the gold‑leaf finish — which the investors embraced.
  • Cottrill claimed he had to hold the statue hostage until payment was completed; the investors disputed this, saying it was paid in full.
  • The article notes this is not the first Trump statue in the U.S., referencing previous protest‑commissioned installations like “Best Friends Forever” (Trump with Epstein) and “King of the World”, both removed quickly.

The dedication ceremony is adorable, nothing says ‘Thou shalt not worship false idols’ like a crowd applauding a 6‑foot bronze one. Even the Bible verse was standing there like, I literally warned you about this.
 

🧾 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-gold-statue-golf-course-pastor-b2972303.html

  • A 22‑foot gold‑leaf statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at Trump National Doral Miami.
  • The event was led by Pastor Mark Burns, a longtime Trump ally, who insisted the statue was “not a golden calf” but a symbol of resilience, patriotism, and divine protection.
  • Burns framed the statue as evidence of God’s hand over Trump, referencing assassination attempts he has survived.
  • Trump called into the ceremony, thanking Burns and attendees and saying the statue was created “from love.”
  • The statue was commissioned by crypto investors promoting their memecoin $PATRIOT.
  • Sculptor Alan Cottrill said he was originally paid to create a bronze statue for $300,000, later proposing the gold‑leaf finish — which the investors embraced.
  • Cottrill claimed he had to hold the statue hostage until payment was completed; the investors disputed this, saying it was paid in full.
  • The article notes this is not the first Trump statue in the U.S., referencing previous protest‑commissioned installations like “Best Friends Forever” (Trump with Epstein) and “King of the World”, both removed quickly.

The dedication ceremony is adorable, nothing says ‘Thou shalt not worship false idols’ like a crowd applauding a 6‑foot bronze one. Even the Bible verse was standing there like, I literally warned you about this.
Moses would be pissed!!
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Hawkeye wandering into a thread about a golden Trump statue to ask whether Japanese women are too easy is incredible, it’s like he got lost on the way to whatever 2003 message board he meant to post on. He didn’t derail the topic, he drove it straight off a cliff.
 

🧾 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-gold-statue-golf-course-pastor-b2972303.html

  • A 22‑foot gold‑leaf statue of Donald Trump was unveiled at Trump National Doral Miami.
  • The event was led by Pastor Mark Burns, a longtime Trump ally, who insisted the statue was “not a golden calf” but a symbol of resilience, patriotism, and divine protection.
  • Burns framed the statue as evidence of God’s hand over Trump, referencing assassination attempts he has survived.
  • Trump called into the ceremony, thanking Burns and attendees and saying the statue was created “from love.”
  • The statue was commissioned by crypto investors promoting their memecoin $PATRIOT.
  • Sculptor Alan Cottrill said he was originally paid to create a bronze statue for $300,000, later proposing the gold‑leaf finish — which the investors embraced.
  • Cottrill claimed he had to hold the statue hostage until payment was completed; the investors disputed this, saying it was paid in full.
  • The article notes this is not the first Trump statue in the U.S., referencing previous protest‑commissioned installations like “Best Friends Forever” (Trump with Epstein) and “King of the World”, both removed quickly.

The dedication ceremony is adorable, nothing says ‘Thou shalt not worship false idols’ like a crowd applauding a 6‑foot bronze one. Even the Bible verse was standing there like, I literally warned you about this.
They weren't worshiping the statue, Zombie.
 
They weren't worshiping the statue, Zombie.
I compared it to worship because the optics match, a crowd applauding a giant golden statue while a pastor frames it as divinely protected. You don’t need literal kneeling for something to look like idol‑level devotion. If the comparison bothers you, take it up with the people who staged the scene, not the person pointing out what it resembles.
 
I compared it to worship because the optics match,
It is not worship, Zombie. Optics are not worship either.
a crowd applauding a giant golden statue while a pastor frames it as divinely protected.
He didn't, Zombie.
You don’t need literal kneeling for something to look like idol‑level devotion.
They aren't worshiping the statue, Zombie.
If the comparison bothers you, take it up with the people who staged the scene, not the person pointing out what it resembles.
A dedication ceremony is not worship, Zombie.
 
It is not worship, Zombie. Optics are not worship either.

He didn't, Zombie.

They aren't worshiping the statue, Zombie.

A dedication ceremony is not worship, Zombie.
You keep chanting it’s not worship like a broken smoke alarm, and it’s starting to feel less like a rebuttal and more like you’re trying to convince yourself.

I never said they were literally worshiping anything, I said the optics look like it. A giant golden statue, a cheering crowd, and a pastor invoking divine protection isn’t exactly subtle imagery.

If that resemblance makes you uncomfortable, that’s on the people who staged it, not on the person pointing out the obvious.

So if you want to argue, argue the scene. Repeating it’s not worship doesn’t make you right, it just makes you predictable.
 
You keep chanting it’s not worship like a broken smoke alarm, and it’s starting to feel less like a rebuttal and more like you’re trying to convince yourself.
Argument of the Stone fallacy.
I never said they were literally worshiping anything,
DON'T TRY TO DENY YOUR OWN POSTS!
I said the optics look like it. A giant golden statue, a cheering crowd, and a pastor invoking divine protection isn’t exactly subtle imagery.
Optics are not worship, Zombie. The pastor was not invoking divine protection from the statue, Zombie.
If that resemblance makes you uncomfortable,
Inversion fallacy. You are describing yourself again.
that’s on the people who staged it, not on the person pointing out the obvious.
Nope. It's YOU. It's YOUR problem. Redefinition fallacy (dedication<->worship).
So if you want to argue, argue the scene. Repeating it’s not worship doesn’t make you right, it just makes you predictable.
Redefinition fallacy (scene<->worship). Argument of the Stone fallacy. Bulverism fallacy.
 
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