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Dungheap said:
Does the kid get arrested? If so, that's nuts. I also think it's counterproductive to suspend kids from extracurricular activities but what do I know.
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Point is that kids have to learn to play by the rules. Why are the Viking players in trouble right now? Why did Pacman (the nut) Jones just now get back to playing. Doping is illegal. For a few more years at least, marijuana is illegal. If the kids participate in extracurricular activities then enrolling in the random drug testing program is mandatory, if not then their parents have the option of signing them up.

In 9 years of this program the sign up rate for non-extra curricular participating Jr. High and High School kids by thier parents is 100%. In that time one 12th grade kid tested positive.
 
leaningright said:
Point is that kids have to learn to play by the rules. Why are the Viking players in trouble right now? Why did Pacman (the nut) Jones just now get back to playing. Doping is illegal. For a few more years at least, marijuana is illegal. If the kids participate in extracurricular activities then enrolling in the random drug testing program is mandatory, if not then their parents have the option of signing them up.

In 9 years of this program the sign up rate for non-extra curricular participating Jr. High and High School kids by thier parents is 100%. In that time one 12th grade kid tested positive.
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Jesus you must live in Leave it to Beaver land.
 
Darla said:
Ha ha, I was freaking pretty high when I wrote this. It's not half bad actually. Ever since I started physical therapy, the good part has been how much my arm has responded to it - it looks like I'm going to retain full range of motion, which my orthopedic guy had told me I'd never do if I didn't have surgery. But I don't like to give a doctor a chance to kill me unless I'm terminal anyway, so I refused.

The down side has been that the pain has really come back, and I get up in the middle of the night, nearly every night, and last night I had a few shots to put me back out.

But, that's a true story and I'd really like to write a book about how stupid men are. I'd like to have one chapter named "can I ----on your---" and another one would be called, of course, "the inconspicious penis".
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I was drunk when I wrote the response.
 
Threedee said:
Well, I'm not a porn addict, and I find a lot of what they do to be "entertaining" to be unpleasant. Actually, the anal sex doesn't bother me, but I agree with you on the face stuff.
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What am I supposed to say? I always skip all the plot and parts I consider disgusting and just rewind the fucking part.

I dunno, I just think the thought of a dick in someones asshole is disgusting, and I feel bad for the woman who's having it done to her. Not that I care whether anyone does it or not, it's just not attractive to me. I have no idea why someone would want to stick it in the ass when a vagina's right there.
 
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Dungheap said:
Does the kid get arrested? If so, that's nuts. I also think it's counterproductive to suspend kids from extracurricular activities but what do I know.
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I don't think they arrest people based on bad results for drug tests, but it's perfectly legal for the drug tests to have other consequences known.

Personally, if I ran a business with drug testing, I would just tell them to delete the results that are positive because of marijuana because I wouldn't care to see them.
 
Darla said:
As to the "real numbers" Klaatu, I belive that IB is correct.

As for hypocrites on the left, no I'm not surprised. But I don't see it as much in political labels; it's gender. Men are men. They're pigs for the most part.

My gf's and I were out to dinner not too long ago, and probably had too many martinis. One of my friends was confiding some details of an short-term relationship she had had with a lefty guy we all knew from the peace movement. This guy was kind of physically repulsive, and my friend is hot. He got her with what I call the old "ERA or bust" trick from the 70's. You know, a bunch of horny guys wearing those t-shirts hoping it will get them laid. This particular guy was a poet. Personally, I thought his poetry sucked, but I don't have a thing for poets, my friend does. He did the whole "look how deep and sensitive I am and how much anguish I feel over these senseless war deaths". So she slept with him, believing he was a feminist, a pacifist, a deep thinker, all of that crap. Yeah, it works sometimes.

A couple of weeks in, in the middle of you know what, he says to her "can I blank on your face" Yes I know this is a vulgar story, but men are vulgar people. Sorry.

So, that night in the restaurant, we, drunk, laughed ourselves red-faced, and to the point where most of the people in the restaurant kept looking over at us. All over the idea that you can think you are going home with a sensitive, deep, man-kind loving poet, and next thing you know you are on your back with some animal asking "can I blank on your face".

Of course she said no, and she broke up with him. But oh yeah, I'm well aware that men are men, right or left, and they get off for the most part, on sexually demeaning women. There wouldn't be billions of dollars a year made on violent, sexually demeaning, internet porn, if that weren't the case.
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This has got to be one of the most awesome posts on this site ever. Darla talking about a guy asking if he could give his girlfriend a facial!!
 
I remember this thread as the thread that helped me work up the resolve to ask my gf at the time to let me come on her face. She agreed, though only once. I imagine that is not what Darla was intending with this thread, though.
 
Epicurus said:
I remember this thread as the thread that helped me work up the resolve to ask my gf at the time to let me come on her face. She agreed, though only once. I imagine that is not what Darla was intending with this thread, though.
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:clink:

That's fucking awesome! I have to say this thread really blew my mind, and I have been wanting to go back and review it for some time. I finally got my chance.

How did your girlfriend handle helping you live out the sick fantasy?
 
Threedee said:
:clink:

That's fucking awesome! I have to say this thread really blew my mind, and I have been wanting to go back and review it for some time. I finally got my chance.

How did your girlfriend handle helping you live out the sick fantasy?
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About like you'd expect a real-life girl not in a porno to react. She thought it was gross and went to wash her face off afterward.
 
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