Main diff between Europe and USA

Another difference between Americans and Europeans. We are very creative about inventing new words for the English Language. Some examples.

Gazinta and Witchadidja.

Gazinta is a mathematical expression for multiplication. 2 gazinta 2 once. 2 gazinta 4 twice, 2 gazinta 6 three times.

Witchadidja is a verb. "Hey Bubba, did ya'll bring a six pack of Bud witchadidja?"
 
Mottleydude said:
Yea but our cars have big wheels, dual exhuast and go "BROOM,BROOM, BROOM". Where as in Europe the cars are so small that a mail box can serve a dual purpose as a garage.
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European cars are generally smaller because European cars rarely have to accommodate an average family unit weighing something comparable to a medium sized pod of sperm whales.
 
charver said:
European cars are generally smaller because European cars rarely have to accommodate an average family unit weighing something comparable to a medium sized pod of sperm whales.
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OH pulease! For a society that lives off fish n chips, warm beer and bangers n mash I've seen my fair share of Limey's with fatass disease!! IN fact, rumor has it that all those Irish didn't starve to death during the potato famine. Word on the street is the Scottish ate them!
 
Mottleydude said:
OH pulease! For a society that lives off fish n chips, warm beer and bangers n mash I've seen my fair share of Limey's with fatass disease!! IN fact, rumor has it that all those Irish didn't starve to death during the potato famine. Word on the street is the Scottish ate them!
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I'll drink to that! Proud of my ancestory!
 
WRL said:
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Well little willie you still haven't changed. Still dumber than a box full of washers.

How comes you could have given a shit less about the national debt during 8 years of reckless drunken spending but after Obama inherits a fiscal disaster from Bush and has to take extreme emergency measures to save the economy from collapsing by borrowing money from abroad, well now you care about the debt.

Not only are you a partisan hack, you're a really, really stupid one.
 
Mottleydude said:
There are some really interesting differences between Americans and Europe.

For example;

Europeans invented beer. Americans invented the refrigerator to keep it cold.

Americans invented the airplane. Europeans discoved airplanes could be used to carpet bomb cities.

Americans invented constitutional democratic republican government. Europeans invented communism.

Europeans invented wrestling. Americans invented wrasslin.

Europeans have Royalty and Kings/Queens. Americans laugh at such antiquated and outmoded notions.

Europeans (with one notable exception) have fabulous cuisine. Americans have McDonalds.

Europeans developed modern science. Americans still believe in creationism.

But the most ironic difference between Americans and Europeans is that the Europeans sent much of their unwanted scum, criminals and villians to America and those unwanted scum, criminals and villians turned out to be the better people than those who stayed in Europe! LOL
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Mottleydude said:
OH pulease! For a society that lives off fish n chips, warm beer and bangers n mash I've seen my fair share of Limey's with fatass disease!! IN fact, rumor has it that all those Irish didn't starve to death during the potato famine. Word on the street is the Scottish ate them!
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It was only a suggestion by Jonathan Swift. I doubt it was ever put into practice.... not in a big way at least.
 
SmarterThanYou said:
LOL, you do realize that the original white supremacists were all lefties in America?
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Yup. They were southern Dixiecrats. Guess what? There Republicans now. Oh please don't forget to, it was a Republican President who freed the blacks and subsequent Republican Presidents who've tried to enslave everyone else!
 
Mottleydude said:
Yup. They were southern Dixiecrats. Guess what? There Republicans now. Oh please don't forget to, it was a Republican President who freed the blacks and subsequent Republican Presidents who've tried to enslave everyone else!
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Southern Dixiecrats were not leftists.

Why do you dignify his ignorance with a "yup"?
 
Mottleydude said:
Yup. They were southern Dixiecrats. Guess what? There Republicans now. ...
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LOL The big Lie! How is it that Southern Democrats spent generations subjugating the black man, even going to war against Republicans in a Civil War, then suddenly decided to become members of the Party that they and their families fought against for so long? :cof1:
 
This is probably the best description I've ever heard about the differance between America and Europe.

Vincent: Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just – it's just there it's a little different.
Jules: Example?
Vincent: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac".
Jules: [in mock French accent] "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.
 
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