Well, now it's obvious you're just trying to be funny and failing miserably.
What's probably more likely is you do have family members that are liberal and vote democratic. Maybe a sibling or a few cousins or an aunt or uncle or two. Yeah, just like all families.
So, what you're saying is, they are homosexuals and retards. Do you share that with them over Thanksgiving Dinner or do you wait until Christmas to spill the beans. I bet you're a real joy during the holidays. I can just imagine your relatives faces when you walk in the door or when you spew your right wing drivel to them during coffee & dessert. Yeah, I'm sure you're just a real cut-up at family get-togethers.
Now, that's closer to the truth. Isn't it, Gomer.