LIfe in "Conservative Christian" America?

[zappasguitar]

You know zap, anytime he thinks he's got a point, which he does not, no matter how insignificant, he'll bellow on for days about it~ You want to shut him up? Buy him all he can eat take out

You want to shut me up?

Just admit you made a mistake...that's all.

But of course everyone knows even that simple task is beyond you if I am involved.

your hatred for me runs that deep.

 

[DamnYankee]

Zap, I saw a guy with a gut as big as yours the other day- it was bigger than his arms were long. I'm just curious- how do you get to the urinal to take a piss? I mean, if your arms aren't long enough to reach around your gut, how to you keep from pissing all over your shoes?

 

[zappasguitar]

Zap, I saw a guy with a gut as big as yours the other day- it was bigger than his arms were long. I'm just curious- how do you get to the urinal to take a piss? I mean, if your arms aren't long enough to reach around your gut, how to you keep from pissing all over your shoes?

Well the answer is simplicity, really.

If my gut is a big as that other guy's and all our arms are roughly the same length, then the answer must be...

My Dick is just SOOO much BIGGER!

I realize an "inchworm" like yourself must assume all men are similarly endowed, but the truth is, some of us pack more than the "angry inch" you carry around in your shorts.

My God...I have to wrap it around my arm once just to keep it out of the toilet water when I take a piss!

And on a side note...this is just getting too damn easy...:lol:

 

[DamnYankee]

Well the answer is simplicity, really.

If my gut is a big as that other guy's and all our arms are roughly the same length, then the answer must be...

My Dick is just SOOO much BIGGER!

I realize an "inchworm" like yourself must assume all men are similarly endowed, but the truth is, some of us pack more than the "angry inch" you carry around in your shorts.

My God...I have to wrap it around my arm once just to keep it out of the toilet water when I take a piss!

And on a side note...this is just getting too damn easy...:lol:

So you're, what, a foot long guy? Even that wouldn't explain how you do it. Even if you had a damn hard-on. Seriously this guy couldn't touch his belly button.

 

[Canceled1]

WOW...disloyal must REALLY like the fatties...note above how she's obviously been spying on ME, the object of her affection, from afar...how else could she know how big the bites of food I take are, or what noises I make while eating?

A little secret? I knew you were watching me...next time try standing downwind and that horrible rotten fish smell won't give you away.

And now for some disloyal trivia...

Did you know...if you put your head between disloyal's legs...YOU CAN HEAR THE OCEAN!

It's just that big down there!

That's your upper lip and your fifth chin you're smelling PRicky. All that food gets lost in the folds of your flesh and the best part about it is PRicky? You know you stank, but you've let yourself go so badly there's nothing but gastric bypass that could save you now.

Your wife is repulsed by you and if she isn't, she must have a drinking problem cuz that's the only way she could stomach you touching her.

The way I know how you sound PRicky? Why it's because you just HAD to respond to me and you only squeal like a pig when it hits the mark.

Thanks for steppin' it, but then again it IS hard to see past that gut of yours.

Now for some PRicky trivia.

You wanna know how you can tell when PRicky's home? The garbage can's empty and the dog's pregnant.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Well the answer is simplicity, really.

If my gut is a big as that other guy's and all our arms are roughly the same length, then the answer must be...

My Dick is just SOOO much BIGGER!

I realize an "inchworm" like yourself must assume all men are similarly endowed, but the truth is, some of us pack more than the "angry inch" you carry around in your shorts.

My God...I have to wrap it around my arm once just to keep it out of the toilet water when I take a piss!

And on a side note...this is just getting too damn easy...:lol: