Jerry Sandusky

[Damocles]

Wait, you mean I have to grow my hair back to be gay? Is it some rule a gay guy can't shave his head? Dammit, I guess I'll have to start being uncomfortable with my sexuality, start hating gays, and learn to try and prove my manliness every chance I get.

You can start slowly... buy a big gun and spend many hours talking about how you measure bullets with some measuring device that nobody owns.

 

[Damocles]

Is this the first funny thing that SMK ever posted?

 

[WinterBorn]

You can start slowly... buy a big gun and spend many hours talking about how you measure bullets with some measuring device that nobody owns.

Cool! I already have a big gun. Now I have another use for it!