If Trump Wins

[Dachshund]

There is no such thing. You are a pious religious asshole. Which means you don't have any fun.

Yeah, I suppose licking your wife's, girlfriend's (hemorrhoidal) "chocolate starfish" in a threesome, while your wife gives you a "Golden Shower" is about as good as it gets. I really envy you Concart . Your such a cool guy !!




Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!

 

[Concart]

Yeah, I suppose liking your wife's girlfriend's hemorrhoidal "chocolate starfish" in a threesome, while your wife gives you a "Golden Shower" is about as good as it gets. I really envy you Concart . Your such a cool guy !!




Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!

Wow you have some weird fucking fantasies. I think you need to get laid dude. Badly.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Wow you have some weird fucking fantasies. I think you need to get laid dude. Badly.

He's lonely in the Outback; just him, his trailer and a few dingos.

 

[Matt Dillon]

Do you both agree that, no matter who wins, any violence should be treated as terrorism and the leaders shot down by FBI snipers?

Leave us out of your warped fantasies, fuckin' weirdo.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Leave us out of your warped fantasies, fuckin' weirdo.

Translation: I disagree with shooting the white guys.

Figures, Matt.

 

[Lionfish]

James Carville Says Viewing Biden’s Poll Numbers Is ‘Like Walking In On Your Grandma Naked’

 

[Matt Dillon]

Translation: I disagree with shooting the white guys.

Figures, Matt.

Damn! You're a fuckin'; absolute retard, brah.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

ALCOHOLISM
MAKING IT MY LIFE'S TOP GOAL
CHEERS, BEERS AND WHISKEY!​

Why do you hate your liver so much, Wolverine?