There is no such thing. You are a pious religious asshole. Which means you don't have any fun.
Yeah, I suppose licking your wife's, girlfriend's (hemorrhoidal) "chocolate starfish" in a threesome, while your wife gives you a "Golden Shower" is about as good as it gets. I really envy you Concart . Your such a cool guy !!
Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND
DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter !!