When most of us want to see a movie heavy with CGI, we see something good like Avatar, any Pixar flick, or Fantasia. lol
GOP Is Struggling To Give 'Malaria' Tickets Away
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When most of us want to see a movie heavy with CGI, we see something good like Avatar, any Pixar flick, or Fantasia. lol
No she's not. She was a "party girl"/whore shipped from Slovenia to service rich white men at clubs in NYC. Epstein fucked her before trump did.
She's a whore married to a bigger whore.
No, not YOU. Her.
And the fucking cheapskates won't even buy popcorn and soda and candy to help the poor theater employees out. lol
I was picturing them passing a box of Kleenex down the row. You can choose what for. lolMAHA!!!
MORE TRUMP WINNING!!!
It's a shit load of money for a documentary. In a documentary, you don't have to pay for big name actors, special effects and CGI, or elaborate stage sets.
Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 had a budget of $6 million.
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^^^
Too crazy to know none of them are First Ladies.
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Sybil is getting loonier.
I have several movies, I’m sure no one but friends and family want to see them. One movie documents my a cappella group preforming at the State Fair.
My Pop never taught me curse words or sexually-loaded words!What's Russian for MILF?
острыйWhat's Russian for MILF?
Look at our whore first lady. Damn, I'll bet she's starved for a real man after being married to that disgusting pig for so long! I love 'em sleazy and Melanie doesn't disappoint. I'd do her from behind as she looks back at me and moans in Slovenian.
Oh, Melanie... hold on.. Lurch is coming - and so will YOU be!!!
Kewl! I like to sing, too, Phannie. I just received a windfall from a settlement and bought 2 guitars - an electric and an acoustic!
We should get on Zoom again and jam sometime!
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If someone bribed you with $40M, I'm certain you'd be happy to show them.
I learned by listening to contractors around my neighborhood.
Review of 'Malaria, the Movie'
Brett Ratner’s First Lady Documentary Is a Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia
“Melania” is a documentary that never comes to life. It’s a “portrait” of the First Lady of the United States, but it’s so orchestrated and airbrushed and stage-managed that it barely rises to the level of a shameless infomercial. Is it cheesy? At moments, but mostly it’s inert. It feels like it’s been stitched together out of the most innocuous outtakes from a reality show. There’s no drama to it. It should have been called “Day of the Living Tradwife.”The movie was shot, by director Brett Ratner and a trio of prestige cinematographers, over the course of the 20 days leading up to (and including) the 2025 Presidential Inauguration of Donald Trump. And to the extent that it allows Melania Trump a whisper of personality or agency, it’s as a designer. She helps to tweak the design of her own outfits. She has chosen the color of the inaugural invitation envelopes (a lovely shade of scarlet). She offers design tips about the plates and flowers and glassware. And, during the first Trump presidency, she helped to redesign sections of the White House.
All of this plays out, in “Melania,” as if she’s planning her wedding. The movie opens to the strains of the Rolling Stones’ “Gimme Shelter,” which makes it sound like the film is going to strike an attitude of defense against those who have been mean to Melania. But no, “Melania” is so studiously celebratory, like a piece of state-sanctioned propaganda out of 1960s Communist China, that it never even wades into those controversial waters.
‘Melania’ Review: Brett Ratner’s First Lady Documentary Is a Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia
There's no drama to Brett Ratner's cheeseball First Lady documentary, which should have been called "Day of the Living Tradwife."
variety.com
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Spicy? Are you an expert on Russian slang or just high on meth again, Ms. Fat Lame?
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It was made to please an audience of one, the Pedo King.Review of 'Malaria, the Movie'
Brett Ratner’s First Lady Documentary Is a Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia
“Melania” is a documentary that never comes to life. It’s a “portrait” of the First Lady of the United States, but it’s so orchestrated and airbrushed and stage-managed that it barely rises to the level of a shameless infomercial. Is it cheesy? At moments, but mostly it’s inert. It feels like it’s been stitched together out of the most innocuous outtakes from a reality show. There’s no drama to it. It should have been called “Day of the Living Tradwife.”
The movie was shot, by director Brett Ratner and a trio of prestige cinematographers, over the course of the 20 days leading up to (and including) the 2025 Presidential Inauguration of Donald Trump. And to the extent that it allows Melania Trump a whisper of personality or agency, it’s as a designer. She helps to tweak the design of her own outfits. She has chosen the color of the inaugural invitation envelopes (a lovely shade of scarlet). She offers design tips about the plates and flowers and glassware. And, during the first Trump presidency, she helped to redesign sections of the White House.
All of this plays out, in “Melania,” as if she’s planning her wedding. The movie opens to the strains of the Rolling Stones’ “Gimme Shelter,” which makes it sound like the film is going to strike an attitude of defense against those who have been mean to Melania. But no, “Melania” is so studiously celebratory, like a piece of state-sanctioned propaganda out of 1960s Communist China, that it never even wades into those controversial waters.
‘Melania’ Review: Brett Ratner’s First Lady Documentary Is a Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia
There's no drama to Brett Ratner's cheeseball First Lady documentary, which should have been called "Day of the Living Tradwife."