Soooo that orange on his hands and lips isn't Cheetos?
Reminds me of a joke.
Guy goes to see his doctor
Doc: What seems to be the problem?
Guy: I don't know how to explain it doc, my dick is ORANGE!
Doc: Hmmm, I see, well penis discoloration can be caused by stress. Tell me, how are things at your job?
Guy: I just got laid off...
Doc: Well that sounds stressful!
Guy: But I just got a better job and I'm getting paid twice as much! More vacation time too!
Doc: Ok, well how are things with your family?
Guy: Well, my mom just died.
Doc: Ah ha, there's your stress.
Guy: But we never really got along and she actually left me quite a bit of money.
Doc: Hmm, that's not it then, how's your love life?
Guy: My wife just left me.
Doc: Well certainly that has to be it!
Guy: But I've already found a much younger girlfriend that doesn't nag me all the time!
Doc: I see, well if it's none of those things I guess I should ask you what your daily routine looks like?
Guy: Oh I mostly just sit around the house watching porn and eating Cheetos.