Your grand solution to send DOGE to the Pentagon, slash their budget in half, and fire all the war hawks? That’s a nothing burger with extra fries, it just frees up some cash for the Treasury by gutting one of the few things the Constitution actually tells the government to do.
Newsflash, genius, a bigger, badder military keeps us safe from a world packed with haters who’d love to see us six feet under. And spare me the tired “we provoke them” drivel, that simple-minded garbage ignores that there's real evil out there, itching to take us down.
So, King Goat swoops in, fires everyone, yanks our troops and gear home, and we all live in peace while the world sorts itself out, right? Or do we just grovel, say “sorry for meddling,” and poof, the globe joins hands for a rousing Kumbaya session? Please, your plan’s got more holes than a MAGA rally bingo card, clarify what you even meant