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Four infants who consumed products from the plant were hospitalized with bacterial infections. Two of the infants died.
Top 5 Dead Baby Jokes
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A dead baby next to a baby with Down's syndrome
A dead baby next to a baby with Down's syndromeDead baby jokes are a fine art and there's a lot of crap out there. Here's the cream of the crop.
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5 What's worse than a pile of 30 dead babies?
The live one at the bottom trying to eat its way out.
4 Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms!
P.S. Not technically a dead baby joke, but I'm sure you'll get over it.
3 What do you get if you punch a dead baby in the jaw?
Deep throat.
2 What do you get if you put a dead baby in a blender?
I don't know, I was too busy wanking.
P.S. You can always follow this up with "How do you get the dead baby out of the blender?" "Nachos/a straw" (depending on how they answer)
P.P.S. Most people who've heard this joke think that the answer is "an erection", but I prefer this regional variation.
1 What's the difference between jam and jelly?
Well, you can't jelly your cock into a dead baby's mouth, can you?