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1. Donald Trump AKA the roasted Rump - many JPP rightards were all for him. First his comb-over failed. Then Birtherism failed.
2. Sarah Palin AKA Failin' Palin - many JPP rightards were all for her. She rode her Silver Eagle all over America. Then she chickened out.
3. Michele Bachmann AKA Bach-to-Mom - many JPP rightards were all for her. She said she was a Christian woman. Then she submitted to a Christian man, J.R. Perry, in the polls.
4. Herman Cain - many JPP rightards were all for him. He promised to cook up prosperity. Then the pizza maker's dough failed to rise.
5. Tim Pawlenty - many JPP rightards were all for him. He said he had Paw-lenty to offer. Then he failed to get Paw-lenty of support.
6. Ron Paul AKA RINO Paul - many JPP rightards were all for him. He wants cuts, cuts, and more cuts. Then he failed to make the cut.
7. Newt Gingrich AKA The Grinch - many JPP rightards were all for him. Then he proved his Moral Majority by screwing the help.
8. Chris Christie - many JPP rightards were all for him. He put New Jersey on a financial diet. Then he was too fat to fit in the race.
9. Christine McDonnell - many JPP rightards were all for her. She cast a spell on them. Then she got burned at the stake.
10. John Huntsman - many JPP rightards were all for him. He said the Emperor had no clothes. Then he tripped on his magic underwear.
11. Mitt Romney AKA Mittzie the Mass Mormon - many JPP rightards were all for him. He blasted Obamas' policies. Then he got shot by J.R. in the debate.
12. Thaddeus McCotter - AKA "Who?" - not many JPP rightards were all for him. Rose from complete obscurity to one mis-spelled mention by Dixie. Then he sank back into nothingness.
2. Sarah Palin AKA Failin' Palin - many JPP rightards were all for her. She rode her Silver Eagle all over America. Then she chickened out.
3. Michele Bachmann AKA Bach-to-Mom - many JPP rightards were all for her. She said she was a Christian woman. Then she submitted to a Christian man, J.R. Perry, in the polls.
4. Herman Cain - many JPP rightards were all for him. He promised to cook up prosperity. Then the pizza maker's dough failed to rise.
5. Tim Pawlenty - many JPP rightards were all for him. He said he had Paw-lenty to offer. Then he failed to get Paw-lenty of support.
6. Ron Paul AKA RINO Paul - many JPP rightards were all for him. He wants cuts, cuts, and more cuts. Then he failed to make the cut.
7. Newt Gingrich AKA The Grinch - many JPP rightards were all for him. Then he proved his Moral Majority by screwing the help.
8. Chris Christie - many JPP rightards were all for him. He put New Jersey on a financial diet. Then he was too fat to fit in the race.
9. Christine McDonnell - many JPP rightards were all for her. She cast a spell on them. Then she got burned at the stake.
10. John Huntsman - many JPP rightards were all for him. He said the Emperor had no clothes. Then he tripped on his magic underwear.
11. Mitt Romney AKA Mittzie the Mass Mormon - many JPP rightards were all for him. He blasted Obamas' policies. Then he got shot by J.R. in the debate.
12. Thaddeus McCotter - AKA "Who?" - not many JPP rightards were all for him. Rose from complete obscurity to one mis-spelled mention by Dixie. Then he sank back into nothingness.