GOP failures so far - the dumbass dozen

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1. Donald Trump AKA the roasted Rump - many JPP rightards were all for him. First his comb-over failed. Then Birtherism failed.


2. Sarah Palin AKA Failin' Palin - many JPP rightards were all for her. She rode her Silver Eagle all over America. Then she chickened out.


3. Michele Bachmann AKA Bach-to-Mom - many JPP rightards were all for her. She said she was a Christian woman. Then she submitted to a Christian man, J.R. Perry, in the polls.


4. Herman Cain - many JPP rightards were all for him. He promised to cook up prosperity. Then the pizza maker's dough failed to rise.


5. Tim Pawlenty - many JPP rightards were all for him. He said he had Paw-lenty to offer. Then he failed to get Paw-lenty of support.


6. Ron Paul AKA RINO Paul - many JPP rightards were all for him. He wants cuts, cuts, and more cuts. Then he failed to make the cut.


7. Newt Gingrich AKA The Grinch - many JPP rightards were all for him. Then he proved his Moral Majority by screwing the help.


8. Chris Christie - many JPP rightards were all for him. He put New Jersey on a financial diet. Then he was too fat to fit in the race.


9. Christine McDonnell - many JPP rightards were all for her. She cast a spell on them. Then she got burned at the stake.


10. John Huntsman - many JPP rightards were all for him. He said the Emperor had no clothes. Then he tripped on his magic underwear.


11. Mitt Romney AKA Mittzie the Mass Mormon - many JPP rightards were all for him. He blasted Obamas' policies. Then he got shot by J.R. in the debate.


12. Thaddeus McCotter - AKA "Who?" - not many JPP rightards were all for him. Rose from complete obscurity to one mis-spelled mention by Dixie. Then he sank back into nothingness.
 
Is it time to add rootin' tootin' J. R. Perry to the list?


Did ol' Tex shoot hisself in the foot in the last debate?
 
Return of Dune said:
Perry proved his lack of debating ability beyond a shadow of a doubt. That has to hurt.
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Yes, but is a lack of debating ability a fatal flaw in a Tea-rorist?


I mean, look at the conservatard idiots that post here.
 
Return of Dune said:
I would think it would be a major handicap for a candidate.
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Have you watched any of the Pubbies debate?


They're no better than their mindless minions on this forum.


Here's the full video of the latest Teatard debacle.


I suggest you don't consume any drinks while watching, since you're likely to spit all over your computer as you laugh.


 
Return of Dune said:
Right, but eventualy one of them must debate Obama. That shit should be pretty funny.
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Funny, yes, but the Tea-rorist Faithful will only be looking for one-liners thay can post here.

Their candidate could stand there and drool, and they'd still support him.

Have you seen Webbway's avatar?

Pretty much sums it up.
 
They have that down to a science.

Here in Mass, Gov. Patrick has declared he will veto legislation to force voter I.D.

'Course we were all planning to vote for Obama anyhow.
 
The changes they are making to the way Pennsylvanias' electoral votes is a serious issue, since it will split what was a 'winner-take-all' swing state.

Add redistricting, gerrymandering and the new Jim Crow laws, and a pattern emerges.
 
It will be resisted, yet I wonder if they will succeed again.
 
I think the actions of the TP elected politicians will hurt the GOP.

It has become too clear to too many voters that the politicians elected on the TP platform work for their neo-con masters, not their constituents.
 
There is beauty in ignoring the troll......
Its peculiar that so many threads either get no response or die with the troll, \(\()/)/ getting in the last post......peculiar and quite funny actually....

This circle jerk makes you wonder who is playing Jeff Dunham and who is Walter

You can tell I'm bored.
 
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