Hey Wally, let me help you out, I'll change into my Superhero outfit, there we go, I'm Captain Obvious to the rescue.
I'm here to save another dumbass for thinking that people believe anything you say about yourself on the internet. For example, you probably won't believe that I speak 14 languages and have a 12" Johnson that the ladies can't get enough of. Those are just two facts about me that most people will not believe even though it's 100% true. Well, Captain Obvious has saved another moron from further embarrassment, again. You're welcome in advance.