How any MAGA jerkoff, being taken in by such an obvious con as the disgusting Trump...and call anyone else "ripe for the pickings" is beyond imagination. The Three Stooges could not come up with a more ridiculous skit.No worries, nobody’s clutching their monocles over a slightly tweaked phrase, but let’s be real, it’s not the 'unique' phrasing that’s the issue. It’s your entire worldview, a dazzling neon sign screaming “I’m ripe for the picking!”
Crooked politicians salivate over suckers like you, ready to enlist your wallet and your vote in their grimy crusades. They don’t care if your brain’s rattling around like a pebble in a tin can or a brick in a blender, all they really want is your blissful, drooling ignorance. So, congrats on your special dumbass aesthetic, champ. The phrasing? That’s just the cherry on your hot mess sundae.
Before you respond, stop, take a breath and write something down, call a friend or parent to run it by them first. It might save you further embarrassment and Google time. Just trying to help, as usual.
Continue to kiss Trump's ass...and suppose YOU are being real. I doubt you will ever be able to get closer to reality if you woke lup.