ALL-FEMALE pilot crew to do Super Bowl flyover - MALE PILOTS BANNED

I'm an old white guy with whom neither side seems to get along.
Neither human side.

I'm fortunate that most dogs seem to take to me right away.
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/super-bowl-flyover-featuring-all-female-pilots-running-20-minutes-late

This just in...

GLENDALE, AZ — The Super Bowl flyover team featuring exclusively female pilots has informed NFL officials that they are running a "little behind.""We'll be right there! Sorry!" radioed pilot Amy Donaldson to an antsy crew at the stadium. "Just make yourselves comfortable!"
While television producers expressed dismay at the delay, the pilots promised they were getting ready as fast as possible. "The line for the bathroom is going as fast as it can," assured lead pilot Emily Rawls. "Believe me, we will step on the gas and show everyone some woman power just as soon as we can! Until then - wait, hold on now - did we all just show up in the same flight outfit??"
At publishing time, the team pushed back their arrival another ten minutes after one of the pilots burned out her landing gear taxiing with the parking brake on.
 
Yes, it does, dumbass. It’s not as simple-minded as cooking an omelet.

Otherwise it risks ending up like this:


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Why don't you sit us down and shut us up? I think you ain't got the balls.

Because we're better than you are. We don't need to resort to violence. It's all happening naturally. Migration, demographics, legislation, judicial interpretation. We're winning the right way. When it's all done, we will be able to stand on the moral high hill that you people never even found.
 
Because we're better than you are. We don't need to resort to violence. It's all happening naturally. Migration, demographics, legislation, judicial interpretation. We're winning the right way. When it's all done, we will be able to stand on the moral high hill that you people never even found.

:hand: :hand: :hand:
 
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