Nothing to lie about. The only obvious thing that makes me conservative is that I'm vehemently anti-violent crime. Dims have always been soft on violent criminals with the exception of Bill Clinton but more and more they coddle and in some cases openly side with them. That's a pet peeve of mine which you can consider my 'red line'. Even Brandon who recently signed a bill making lynching a federal offense expressed his disappointment that a potential victim of a lynch mob successfully defended himself and was acquitted of murdering those that tried to lynch him.
As you say ad nauseum, I accept your tacit confession that you can't find any post of mine that states I'm against socialism and accept your surrender.

For someone who considers himself The Most Interesting Person On The Internet you're sounding like Dutch Uncle without those stupid memes he posts from his meme generator.
I'm happy for him.