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Southern Man said:
I'm not big on these sedate activities. Not up for the challenge I see- to compare your golf handicap with my NASTAR handicap. :)
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Golf might be good for conmanfrommaine. He does need to lose weight and the walking would be good for him

The good news is his ass is way to big to fit in a golf cart, but I doubt if he would afford the green fees
 
red states rule said:
Yea, all that cheap beer and flat Scotch you drank to perform grave maintance was all wasted :)
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like is too short for cheap booze, red.... unless, as in your case, that's all you can afford. Oh...and in case you didn't know... scotch is not carbonated so it's all flat.

And you never own the stuff, you just rent it.... anything that I would need for grave maintenance would have to be purchased shortly before the maintenance activity...

and like I said...if you live long enough so that I am in Mexico when you pass - and I certainly hope that that is the case, mind you - I'll commemorate your passing with a solemn ceremony down there. Rest assured about that.
 
maineman said:
like is too short for cheap booze, red.... unless, as in your case, that's all you can afford. Oh...and in case you didn't know... scotch is not carbonated so it's all flat.

And you never own the stuff, you just rent it.... anything that I would need for grave maintenance would have to be purchased shortly before the maintenance activity...

and like I said...if you live long enough so that I am in Mexico when you pass - and I certainly hope that that is the case, mind you - I'll commemorate your passing with a solemn ceremony down there. Rest assured about that.
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Have you picked out another animal shelter like house down there? I am sure the town you live in would be pleased to buy your "house" so you could leave sooner then you planned

They need to expand the city dump anyway, and one is already there on your lot :)
 
The NASTAR Handicap System gives ski and snowboard racers a simplified system to gauge their progress throughout the season and allows racers of all ages and abilities a means to compare their race results to other competitors across the country regardless of when and where they race.

This is accomplished by establishing a National Standard for all races. The National Standard is the Par Time or the "0" handicap which every racer competes against when they race Nature Valley NASTAR. NASTAR participants earn a handicap each time they race which represents the difference between the racer’s time and the Par Time expressed as a percentage. The "0" handicap or Par Time is set daily by the hosting resorts’ Pacesetters. Each pacesetter has a certified handicap which is used to set the Par Time for their course.
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http://www.nastar.com/index.jsp?pagename=rules#handicap
 
Southern Man said:
I'm not big on these sedate activities. Not up for the challenge I see- to compare your golf handicap with my NASTAR handicap. :)
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apples and oranges.... literally.

if you don't want to play me in golf cuz you know I'd kick your ass.... that is understandable...

I have never skiied so I know you'd kick my ass....

not really much of a comparison, is it?:pke:
 
red states rule said:
Have you picked out another animal shelter like house down there? I am sure the town you live in would be pleased to buy your "house" so you could leave sooner then you planned

They need to expand the city dump anyway, and one is already there on your lot :)
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like I said... you have no idea what my house looks like.

trust me.

it is much nicer than your doublewide.
 
maineman said:
apples and oranges.... literally.

if you don't want to play me in golf cuz you know I'd kick your ass.... that is understandable...

I have never skiied so I know you'd kick my ass....

not really much of a comparison, is it?:pke:
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Actually, by comparing our respective handicaps in our chosen sports with respect to the nation's best, the comparison would be very valid. :)
 
Southern Man said:
Actually, by comparing our respective handicaps in our chosen sports with respect to the nation's best, the comparison would be very valid. :)
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ridiculous.

comparing how good a skier you are to how good a golfer I am is comparing apples to oranges.

how are you at the piano?

How many master points do you have at bridge?

What is your vocal range?

My guess is that you don't participate in those activities...

I am a better bridge player than you are a cat breeder...

does that make any sense?:pke:
 
maineman said:
ridiculous.

comparing how good a skier you are to how good a golfer I am is comparing apples to oranges.

how are you at the piano?

How many master points do you have at bridge?

What is your vocal range?

My guess is that you don't participate in those activities...

I am a better bridge player than you are a cat breeder...

does that make any sense?:pke:
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Actually, the NASTAR handicap system was designed with the golf system in mind. Give it your best shot. What are you scared of?
 
Southern Man said:
Actually, the NASTAR handicap system was designed with the golf system in mind. Give it your best shot. What are you scared of?
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I am not scared of anything.... especially YOU, glock.

having the system designed with the golf system in mind does not mean that it was intended to compare golfers to skiers.
 
maineman said:
I am not scared of anything.... especially YOU, glock.

having the system designed with the golf system in mind does not mean that it was intended to compare golfers to skiers.
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Nice straw man but it both systems were designed to compare athletes with the best in their respective sports. What are you scared of?
 
Southern Man said:
I guess AlGore was wrong. Back when we were kids it got so hot during the summer that you could fry an egg on the street. Now its just cold and damp during August in Maine.
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You are onto something there SM. Summer is more like it was when was 20. Maybe I need to buy some carbon offsets from Al Gore
 
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