You wanted a SoCal answer:
No man, the bits'll chew all the seaweed up, bro. Then we'll have no snacks, NO SNACKS! And that's unacceptable.
What is there to eat besides seaweed, tofu, and bean sprouts, man? I know, right? Nothin'!
Black, gooey, crap at your front door. It's fucked up, man.
