What did Noah build the Ark with and what it says about OEC

domer76 said:
Wrong again, bitch.

There is no amount of logic that will bring the flat earthers to reality. The ridicule is the fun part.

Tell me again how a 500 year old man took 120 years to build a boat to hold all the animals in the world.
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Sorry, slut. You don't get to tell a Christian what he believes.

The truth is, no amount of logic will explain why you degenerates fight the believers. It's like you're obsessed or something. LOL

Tell me why Christianity has your panties up in a bind.
 
PostmodernProphet said:
I have responded to every argument you have raised...there is no magic involved.....it puzzles me why you keep bringing it up.....
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I asked how it was that Noah built the boat with stone age tools, and your only answer was that God provided them with power. You obviously are invoking magic or just cowardly evading a direct response.
 
Granule said:
Sorry, slut. You don't get to tell a Christian what he believes.

The truth is, no amount of logic will explain why you degenerates fight the believers. It's like you're obsessed or something. LOL

Tell me why Christianity has your panties up in a bind.
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No, weaselcunt, I don't tell the flat earthers what to believe. I merely point out the absurdities in their fairy tales.

900 year old people
A big boat with all the animals
Pillars of salt
Virgin birth
Walking on water
Rising from the dead

Great ones, huh? Which ones do you buy, dumbfuck?
 
domer76 said:
No, weaselcunt, I don't tell the flat earthers what to believe. I merely point out the absurdities in their fairy tales.

900 year old people
A big boat with all the animals
Pillars of salt
Virgin birth
Walking on water
Rising from the dead

Great ones, huh? Which ones do you buy, dumbfuck?
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Yet you haven't provided a picture of my actual grandfather from 20,000 generations ago from which you claim I evolved. I'm trying to finish the family photo album and that one is missing. Can you provide it?
 
CFM said:
Yet you haven't provided a picture of my actual grandfather from 20,000 generations ago from which you claim I evolved. I'm trying to finish the family photo album and that one is missing. Can you provide it?
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Sure. Here's your grampa:

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PostmodernProphet said:
Sorry...I don't accept your mischaractization of God's actions as "magic"....and that IS a direct response....
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You did not give anything but a very vague indication of what God's actions were. If you don't like the characterization provide your own.

What sort of power did he give them? Did he conjure the tools and implant the knowledge?


You have not given a direct response. You won't answer here, because you are too afraid of ridicule to stand up for your faith, coward.
 
domer76 said:
No, weaselcunt, I don't tell the flat earthers what to believe. I merely point out the absurdities in their fairy tales.
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Yes, puckered asshole, you're telling Christians that what they believe is absurd. As if your opinion matters. lol

domer76 said:
900 year old people
A big boat with all the animals
Pillars of salt
Virgin birth
Walking on water
Rising from the dead

Great ones, huh? Which ones do you buy, dumbfuck?
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I buy them all, flag burner.

Why are you such a fucking crybaby? What is it about Christianity that turns you into a frothy mouth lunatic?
 
Granule said:
Yes, puckered asshole, you're telling Christians that what they believe is absurd. As if your opinion matters. lol

I buy them all, flag burner.

Why are you such a fucking crybaby? What is it about Christianity that turns you into a frothy mouth lunatic?
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No shit? A true fucking creationist retard. Yeah, cretin. I'm telling you that your children's stories are just that. For the mentality of a child.

But, since you're one of the literalists, help me out on this one. All your other idiot literalists dodge this one every time.

Mt. Ararat, the resting place of that big boat, is in Turkey. That's a shit load of miles from Australia, where a few species exist only there. Tell us all, now. How did those paired animals get off the boat and travel that distance, unharmed and without any evidence of reproduction until they reached Melbourne?
 
Granule said:
Yes, puckered asshole, you're telling Christians that what they believe is absurd. As if your opinion matters. lol


Why are you such a fucking crybaby? What is it about Christianity that turns you into a frothy mouth lunatic?
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Hypocrisy, irrationality, misogyny, homophobia, racism, antipathy to science and the first amendment, attempt to subvert and infuse public ed with your legends and myths, your tax scam, your financial criminal enterprise of extracting the meager funds from the poor by expoiting desperation with false promises of eternal life in candy land with a supreme being when what all evidence shows will happen is that we all will croak and be worm food.

Why do you ask, dick.
 
Chrisitanity is just the PC shield liberals use to attack the people they really hate ... the Jews.
 
domer76 said:
No shit? A true fucking creationist retard. Yeah, cretin. I'm telling you that your children's stories are just that. For the mentality of a child.
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You lying stinking liberal piece of pig shit. Earlier you told me that you don't tell Christians what they believe, and now you've just admitted that you do. Of course, that still doesn't change the fact that your opinions don't mean shit. lol

So why are you such a fucking liar, gimper76?
 
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