PROOF that Tiger Woods Lied during Golf Tourney?

maineman said:
again... How does anyone PROVE they are truthful on the internet? How does anyone PROVE they are a good golfer on the internet? My golf game is certainly nothing I am going to bring to an e-pro on the interwebz for swing advice. Who the fuck do you think you are?
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You are itching to ask me something about how to cure your slice, butt your Lib stubborness prevents this. My guess is that you shoot about 87 for 18 holes, correct?
 
SJJRSJJS said:
You are itching to ask me something about how to cure your slice, butt your Lib stubborness prevents this. My guess is that you shoot about 87 for 18 holes, correct?
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you couldn't be more incorrect on every issue. I am definitely not itching to ask you any questions about my golf game. I don't have a slice, and you have overestimated my average score by ten strokes. Your estimate would be even more in error if I could ever learn to putt as well as my mother did.
 
maineman said:
you couldn't be more incorrect on every issue. I am definitely not itching to ask you any questions about my golf game. I don't have a slice, and you have overestimated my average score by ten strokes. Your estimate would be even more in error if I could ever learn to putt as well as my mother did.
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Go to Free Online Golf Tips dot com for some pretty good stuff on golfing, the best that I have seen so far. Take a look and let me know what you think and yes I have given putting lessons to some pretty good golfers. How about a US Senior Amateur champ, a California State Amateur Champ, a Long Beach City Amateur Champ. 2 different US Women's Amateur Champions, a former PGA main Tour member, A Women's US Public Links Champ. A former World Junior Matchplay Champ. ALL TRUE
 
maineman said:
And your penis is a fucking mile long! ALL TRUE!!

lol
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All you Libs end up talking about weiners, Howey CoalBlack and now you. When are you officially coming out Mane? I am going to tajke a photo of maybe 2/3 of my golf books along with my right foot and post it. I bet that you don't even have one book that you can take next to your foot, and then post, I double dog dare you?
 
These are just some of my vast collection of golfing books including Tiger Woods, there are many moore in the garage
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Howey said:
Awwwwful small feet there...
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Tigers book is huge next to my size 13 foot, again you Libs are out to lunch, anyone who knows golf knows that Tigers has a big book. ManeMan does not know enough about golf to even describe his golf swing.
 
Yep.... He's got a lot of golf books... AND he has a foot. He MUST be a scratch golfer!

I kinda wish I had waited until the morning to read this thread... I LOVE a good laugh with my morning coffee... And ya know, ya can't make this stuff up!
 
maineman said:
Yep.... He's got a lot of golf books... AND he has a foot. He MUST be a scratch golfer!

I kinda wish I had waited until the morning to read this thread... I LOVE a good laugh with my morning coffee... And ya know, ya can't make this stuff up!
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With all those classic golf books shown, I have proved that I am a golfer, otherwise why would I have all the golf books....daaa? I asked you to describe the problems with your slice, but you stated that you did not have a slice problem, oMyAss, everyone who plays golf will have slice or hook problems from time to time, that is what happened to Sergio after he was distracted by Tiger. You have a Cellphone, take a stinkin foot picture with just one golf book, I double dog dare you? If you don't, then the Folks will have to concur with me that you are one big golf ball Bull Sheeter....LOL...I got you this time around, it is no sweat off your ass to take a simple foot photo with just one golf book and post it just like I did, very easy to do, and no personal info would be leaked, unless you are a complete fraud as I am now suspecting. I use the Foot photo because you cannot fake that by going on the web for golf book photos. After they see my BookFoot pic, they all know that I am a 100% real golfer, as to how good I am, with all those books, it would be fair to say that I at least know what I am talking about....Victory is sweet, if this was matchplay they would stop the match and declare me the victor....nice...I told you way back that you were no match for me when it comes to golf...LOL
 
SJJRSJJS said:
With all those classic golf books shown, I have proved that I am a golfer, otherwise why would I have all the golf books....daaa? After they see my BookFoot pic, they all know that I am a 100% real golfer, as to how good I am, with all those books, it would be fair to say that I at least know what I am talking about.
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With all those classic golf books, you have proved that you are someone who owns a lot of golf books. And if golf were a game that one played with one's mouth, then knowing how to talk about it might translate into lower golf scores. Sports analysts have spent decades talking about Ted Williams' hitting ability. They have dissected his swing every which way. Ted,himself, even wrote a book about it called The Science of Hitting in 1986, but even after all that talking about it, nobody has ever hit over .400 in the major leagues since Teddy Ballgame did it in 1941. On Sunday afternoons, living rooms across the country are filled with guys who can talk about golf... Bookcases are filled with books about golf that people can read... The internet is filled with stupid photos of guys feet next to golf books... But NONE of that equates to being able to swing a golf club and strike a golf ball and score well on an actual golf course. I am surprised that a Walter Mitty wannabe like you couldn't grasp that fact.
 
maineman said:
With all those classic golf books, you have proved that you are someone who owns a lot of golf books. And if golf were a game that one played with one's mouth, then knowing how to talk about it might translate into lower golf scores. Sports analysts have spent decades talking about Ted Williams' hitting ability. They have dissected his swing every which way. Ted,himself, even wrote a book about it called The Science of Hitting in 1986, but even after all that talking about it, nobody has ever hit over .400 in the major leagues since Teddy Ballgame did it in 1941. On Sunday afternoons, living rooms across the country are filled with guys who can talk about golf... Bookcases are filled with books about golf that people can read... The internet is filled with stupid photos of guys feet next to golf books... But NONE of that equates to being able to swing a golf club and strike a golf ball and score well on an actual golf course. I am surprised that a Walter Mitty wannabe like you couldn't grasp that fact.
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You are now starting to come around and admit as to my golfing expertise/knowledge which was inevitable after I posted my now famous FootPic. Every single golfer that I have personally known had at least one golf instructional book and you openly stated that you are a golfer, so let's see your book/books? What I posted was so easy to do, so you can do it also, why not, it was fun to do. Take a photo of that "Golf Book of Yours", butt with your foot next to it and post it, what are you afraid of? If you do post the FootPic, I will commend you for it and try to help you get better, even though you "hit it straight".
 
I have admitted nothing of the kind. You have posted a picture of your foot next to a bunch of golf books. Unfortunately for you, pictures of feet and books do not guarantee, or even predict expertise at PLAYING the game of golf. And I have no intention of EVER taking a picture of my foot next to a golf book. It does not sound fun in the least.
 
maineman said:
I have admitted nothing of the kind. You have posted a picture of your foot next to a bunch of golf books. Unfortunately for you, pictures of feet and books do not guarantee, or even predict expertise at PLAYING the game of golf. And I have no intention of EVER taking a picture of my foot next to a golf book. It does not sound fun in the least.
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Naturally my FootPic does not guarantee anything, but it does show the Folks that I made an honest attempt to prove my golf expertise, because obviously only a golfing enthusiast would have all those classic golf books, as you put it. In your case, you have not even proved that you even play golf, by stubbornly refusing to post a simple FootPic of your own, but you still find the time to chit chat back and forth with me. That, in itself, shows the Folks that you will not post the FootPic, because you do not have a golf book and therefore since every golfer has at least one golf book, you are not a golfer. Also, you said that you don't slice or hook the ball and that in itself precludes you as a golfer, because all golfer, from time to time fight some slice or hook action while hitting a golf ball. As I suspected, you turned out to just another Lib fraud, very similar to your boy Obama.....I claim another victory, so just stand back and declare yourself as another cyber skewered Lib by yours truly, SJJRSJJS, the Lib-Eraser......LOL...And Folks, this is how a proven MensaMan systematically cyber dismantles a Lib by slowly and methodically forcing his Lib ass into a corner where he cannot run away........nice job SJJ, if I do say so myself and naturally I will......
 
maineman said:
A well struck golf ball does NOT sound like a gunshot... Even if the gun is only a 22. Your ears are fucked up and everybody on the internet has got a scratch handicap, and trophies and really big muscles too.

Two different pairs of marshals give two different versions of the events. How you claim to KNOW which one is accurate is beyond me....

And if you could somehow PROVE you were a scratch golfer, you'd do so.... If you can't or prefer not to, why not just quit boasting about what a good golfer you claim to be cuz I ain't buyin' your bullshit. Sorry.
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http://www.instantgolflesson.com/Mark-Wilson-Golf-Swing.php

"When The Key is performed correctly, the down swing will be on auto pilot. You will be held captive by your own great swing.
Impact sounds like a gunshot (especially off the driver) and the golf ball is compressed as efficiently as possible. You will use all of your available swing speed with no power leaks or slop, just like Mark."

Damn....everybody has an opinion....lol
 
I can appreciate some good golf, but I've never seen the need to run around a message board trashing the golfers I dislike.
 
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