Look you little retard, I have never stated that 1/3 doesn't exist. The 1/3 jokes were cute and amusing the first year, they became a bit annoying the second and third year, but now... they are just sad and pathetic, and make you look like a complete joke. It's kind of like wearing a Members Only jacket... YOU are the only one who thinks it's "cool" anymore!
I just wondered if SF was a closet homo... that would make sense, since he's also a closet Catholic... in fact, that explains a lot, actually! I don't think Catholics condone gayness, but maybe they do now, they tend to lean to the perverted side. Maybe it's time for SF to come out of the closet and be the Gay Catholic he has always wanted to be? I'm just trying to help him overcome his fears.