NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
Works for me.
But seriously,
why do people who want totally different things out of life argue about it?
There are no arguments for what one wants and doesn't want.
We can argue over the better means to the common goal,
but as we don't have any common goals,
there's nothing to argue about.
What we need to do is split up and go our separate ways.