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Damocles

Damocles

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https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2017/04/03/squirrels/

Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Her Ex

I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.

I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.

This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.

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Damocles said:
https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2017/04/03/squirrels/

Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Her Ex

I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.

I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.

This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.

More at link...
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squirrels as handled assets. consider the possibilities for world dominion.
 
Damocles said:
https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2017/04/03/squirrels/

Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Her Ex

I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.

I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.

This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.

More at link...
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I've heard of that story. At first it was "a man stabbed by a squirrel by a woman."

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Damocles said:
https://www.1029thebuzz.com/2017/04/03/squirrels/

Woman Arrested for Training Squirrels to Attack Her Ex

I’ve considered arson… I’ve considered castration… but I must have been thinking through this entirely, entirely wrong.

I can see what he loved about her. Must’ve been her beautiful smile.

This is Janice. 45. Former circus animal trainer from Detroit (no, literally). I don’t know what you’d call her other than a squirrel whisperer for all the wrong reasons. She was recently arrested for training squirrels to attack her 51-year-old ex, and it worked. The dude even ended up losing a couple fingers and part of his manhood from it.

More at link...
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That's NUTS.
 
ExpressLane said:
I saw a guy that trained crows to collect coins on the street and deposit in a machine that pays out peanuts. The crows actually trained their young to do the same thing.
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Republican crows ? Hard to believe.


Haw, haw...............................haw.
 
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