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THUGS LEERED @ HER THROUGH HER WINDOW, BUT SHE'S THE ONE COPS CAUTIONED​

TV presenter and model Myleene Klass has been warned by police for waving a knife at teenagers who were peering into her house late at night.

Klass was in the kitchen with her daughter when she spotted the youths just after midnight. She grabbed a knife and banged the windows before they ran away.

Police warned her she should not have used a knife to scare off the youths because carrying an "offensive weapon", even in her own home, was illegal.


https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2010/jan/10/myleene-klass-knife-intruders

 

[Tranquillus in Exile]

TV presenter and model Myleene Klass has been warned by police for waving a knife at teenagers who were peering into her house late at night.

One thing I don't quite understand, God bless. How did the cops know she was waving a knife? Surely she wasn't still holding it when they got there.

 

[Darth Omar]

Good for her.

She’s holding her belly in, btw.

 

[MAGA MAN]

"Offensive weapon"? WTF

 

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One thing I don't quite understand, God bless. How did the cops know she was waving a knife? Surely she wasn't still holding it when they got there.

Let the forum know what you find out, will you?

https://www.herts.police.uk/Information-and-services/About-us/Contact.aspx

 

[Eagle_Eye]

Good for her.

She’s holding her belly in, btw.

She can hold my fat belly anytime!

 

[Darth Omar]

She can hold my fat belly anytime!

Finally, a point I choose not to debate.

 

[Eagle_Eye]

Finally, a point I choose not to debate.

Most likely a very wise choice

 

[cancel2 2022]

This story is 7 years old ffs!!

 

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This story is 7 years old ffs!!

So? Has the law regarding self-defense changed?

I seem to recall reading about people having nothing to fight the Borough Market attackers with except chairs and beer glasses. How many defenseless victims died that night?

Do you think that';s acceptable?

 

[Русский агент]

"Offensive weapon"? WTF

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/knives-and-offensive-weapons-information

Read it and weep. With laughter.

 

[Darth Omar]

If she’s 7 years older I’m still ok with it.

 

[cancel2 2022]

So? Has the law regarding self-defense changed?

I seem to recall reading about people having nothing to fight the Borough Market attackers with except chairs and beer glasses. How many defenseless victims died that night?

Do you think that';s acceptable?

Yes it has since Labour left office, but of course that would invalidate your diatribe. You may now apologise, but I'll understand if you can't!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5171679/Catford-homeowner-stabbed-drunken-burglar-death.html

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[cancel2 2022]

If she’s 7 years older I’m still ok with it.

She is a cracking looking woman, half Austrian and half Filipino. Here she is in the famous shower on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

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[MAGA MAN]

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/knives-and-offensive-weapons-information

This law specifically prohibits listed weapons "in a public place". Therefore the cops lied.

 

[MAGA MAN]

She is a cracking looking woman, half Austrian and half Filipino.

I met a gorgeous gal the other day, just moved from the UK with her husband, joined our ski club and she introduced herself as British-Filipino. I told her that I was glad that she didn't look like a Brit!

 

[cancel2 2022]

I met a gorgeous gal the other day, just moved from the UK with her husband, joined our ski club and she introduced herself as British-Filipino. I told her that I was glad that she didn't look like a Brit!

I sense it's a cue for yet another Septic teeth joke!!

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[MAGA MAN]

I sense it's a cue for yet another Septic teeth joke!!

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Her teeth were gorgeous as well.

 

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Yes it has since Labour left office, but of course that would invalidate your diatribe. You may now apologise, but I'll understand if you can't!

If the story of the Catford burglar (Mohammed by name) "invalidated" my supposed "diatribe", would admit it.

Unfortunately, it doesn't.

Want to try again, Tom?

 

[cancel2 2022]

If the story of the Catford burglar (Mohammed by name) "invalidated" my supposed "diatribe", would admit it.

Unfortunately, it doesn't.

Want to try again, Tom?

No not really, you'd never admit to being wrong ever.

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