Dixie - In Memoriam
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In the spirit of ridiculing Jarhead's thread, Why should people believe in Liberalism?, I have opened this new topic of conversation. I believe, instead of believing in Liberalism, we should adopt a belief in Rainbow Unicorns! If we can all just come together on this, we can make magical things happen! Clouds will turn into cotton candy, and rivers will run with chocolate! Mystical Fairies will appear to us daily, to grant our every wish, and there will be no more pain or suffering throughout the lands... if only we can all come together and believe!
I know it sounds insane, but that is just because your minds have been polluted with political propaganda for so long, you just can't see the big picture. I am confident, when all my fellow Americans adopt the belief in Rainbow Unicorns, all of our problems will evaporate before our eyes, and we will be amazed at the transformation that will occur! There will be no more partisan bickering, we'll all be on the same page, happy and content in our little fantasy world where all our dreams and wishes come true!
Imagine, no more wars to fight, no more battles to wage, just glorious peace and harmony around the globe! There won't even be anything to protest, because everyone will get exactly what they want and desire. No need for taxes because everything will be provided for our universal happiness, no need for jobs, no need to worry about our currency or debts and deficits anymore, these would be things of the past in Rainbow Unicorn Land!
Now, you would think this dream would be embraced by the masses, given all the potential it has to offer, but would you believe, there are people who don't believe in the Rainbow Unicorns, and think it's a silly notion? I know it's crazy, why would anyone object to living the perfect life, with all their dreams and wishes? I think it's because they are all just a bunch of old-fashioned fuddy-duddy's, who stubbornly want to cling to the past and not experience new things! Either that, or they are just plain ignorant knuckledragging hicks who don't comprehend the greatness of the Rainbow Unicorn!
....If only we could all just believe!!
I know it sounds insane, but that is just because your minds have been polluted with political propaganda for so long, you just can't see the big picture. I am confident, when all my fellow Americans adopt the belief in Rainbow Unicorns, all of our problems will evaporate before our eyes, and we will be amazed at the transformation that will occur! There will be no more partisan bickering, we'll all be on the same page, happy and content in our little fantasy world where all our dreams and wishes come true!
Imagine, no more wars to fight, no more battles to wage, just glorious peace and harmony around the globe! There won't even be anything to protest, because everyone will get exactly what they want and desire. No need for taxes because everything will be provided for our universal happiness, no need for jobs, no need to worry about our currency or debts and deficits anymore, these would be things of the past in Rainbow Unicorn Land!
Now, you would think this dream would be embraced by the masses, given all the potential it has to offer, but would you believe, there are people who don't believe in the Rainbow Unicorns, and think it's a silly notion? I know it's crazy, why would anyone object to living the perfect life, with all their dreams and wishes? I think it's because they are all just a bunch of old-fashioned fuddy-duddy's, who stubbornly want to cling to the past and not experience new things! Either that, or they are just plain ignorant knuckledragging hicks who don't comprehend the greatness of the Rainbow Unicorn!
....If only we could all just believe!!
